gross but necessary poll...please dont lock, and no response needed...MALES ONLY

[MrDudeMan]

edit - ok idiots, im not asking to be more secure in my masculinity, its a simple question that doesnt need your nerd penis anwer, so shutup and answer the poll without your lame comments. i am male, im fine with that, take your twats elsewhere, just answer the frickin poll

ok, let me explain...

me and my brother in law are curious what is considered "normal" procedure for wiping after you are done taking a poo

we decided both ways can be considered masculine, but we were just curious how many people do it which way...thanks!

 

[Platypus]

Seriously, take a step back and ask yourself what does it matter? Are you afraid you'll be less of a man because you don't follow a trend in how to wipe your own ass?

 

[Rogue]

A better question to be asked would be:

"Front to back? Or back to front?"

It's a discussion my father had with my brothers and I when we were younger. His advice was to always wipe AWAY from the equipment down there. 😉

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

uhhhh...... 😕

 

[DannyBoy]

This is so wrong, infact, this thread is worse than the "My Horrible Medical Condition! Gross!" thread :| :disgust:

Edit: I stand wiping away from the members of the family, using a persistant stroke repeatedly until no residue remains on any tissue.

I also use wet wipes, for that extra fresh clean feeling 😀

 

[Sukhoi]

I did this poll a few months ago. I think it was almost 50/50.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
This is so wrong, infact, this thread is worse than the "My Horrible Medical Condition! Gross!" thread :| :disgust:

Edit: I stand wiping away from the members of the family, using a persistant stroke repeatedly until no residue remains on any tissue.

I also use wet wipes, for that extra fresh clean feeling 😀

lol...nice

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I did this poll a few months ago. I think it was almost 50/50.

you got a link? searched and couldnt find

 

[rudeguy]

I remember a mod quote once: "Why dont you ask the next person you see on the street" regarding a similar thread...I think it applies to this one too


you suck!

 

[Nocturnal]

I've never ever heard of anyone standing and wiping. Wouldn't that get the left-overs all over the place?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I've never ever heard of anyone standing and wiping. Wouldn't that get the left-overs all over the place?

personally, it works fine for me, but others apparently cant do it. i dunno, i have tried both ways and i simply cant do it sitting down

 

[Platypus]

go screw yourself, idiot

Say it in here you pussy, no need to PM me with your empty insults. It's not my fault your brother in law like to talk about each other's feces