groomsman speech

[Playa7926]

I need some help with ideas for a groomsman speech for my sisters wedding. Im not the best man but all of the groomsman are doing a 10-15 second speech and i want to make it perfect..so if anyone has any ideas let me know..thanks

 

[IronWing]

...I did.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

10 seconds? Keeping a straight face, stand up and pour a two liter of Mountain Dew down your pants then sit down.

 

[Bumrush99]

If you f*ck up my sisters life I will club you over the head with a large hammer.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
If you f*ck up my sisters life I will club you over the head with a large hammer.

No kidding, dude...just try to freaking get through it without thinking about the fact that he'll be defiling her six ways from Sunday just hours later.

 

[cyberhap]

I swear to God I DJ'd a wedding where the brother said the following to his sister and new brother-in-law...

"Here's to the bride and groom...sucking my d1ck!"

He then slammed my microphone to the ground, and walked away. It was a joke, but it didn't go over too well.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
If you f*ck up my sisters life I will club you over the head with a large hammer.

No kidding, dude...just try to freaking get through it without thinking about the fact that he'll be defiling her six ways from Sunday just hours later.

no kidding man how can you look at her in the eyes again knowing all the nasty stuff she will be doing, trying, andvideotaping on her honeymoon....

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
If you f*ck up my sisters life I will club you over the head with a large hammer.

No kidding, dude...just try to freaking get through it without thinking about the fact that he'll be defiling her six ways from Sunday just hours later.

no kidding man how can you look at her in the eyes again knowing all the nasty stuff she will be doing, trying, andvideotaping on her honeymoon....

my sister is getting married for her second time to the same guy in a couple of weeks...

i dont suppose now ill be able to talk to her after they get back home *shudder*

 

[eelw]

Originally posted by: Playa7926
but all of the groomsman are doing a 10-15 second speech

Well, that's good to hear. Last wedding I went to, it was like 45 minutes worth of speeches between both fathers, 3 separate bridesmaids, maid of honour and best man. The shortest was the bride and groom. The bride was too much in tears to speak and the groom was done like in 2-3 minutes.

 

[BooGiMaN]

on a serious note...it all really depends on how well you know the guy i mean do you even like him?

i would wish them happiness maybe relate a few cool/funny moments about there relationship and end it with welcoming him into your family

 

[axelfox]

"If I could a few words . . . I'd be a better public speaker."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

If you can't say a 10-15 second speech about your sister, you're a really sh!tty brother.

- M4H