Geekbabe
Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife,
Gee ,honey , your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill."
The wife,quite naturally, ignores his remark.
A little later, the husband,measuring tape in hand,walked over to his
wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed,he measured
her back side." Honey ,your butt is as wide as the grill ! "
She again ignores his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel frisky.
He rolled over to initiate a play session when his wife calmly turned to
him and said " If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little
wiener, you're out of your mind!!!
Gee ,honey , your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill."
The wife,quite naturally, ignores his remark.
A little later, the husband,measuring tape in hand,walked over to his
wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed,he measured
her back side." Honey ,your butt is as wide as the grill ! "
She again ignores his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel frisky.
He rolled over to initiate a play session when his wife calmly turned to
him and said " If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little
wiener, you're out of your mind!!!
