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Green Eggs And Pork
We do not like it
Pork-I-Am,
This spendaholic
Uncle Sam.
We do not like those
Rs and Ds,
Who can't resist more
subsidies.
We do not like the cash they waste;
sky-high taxes spent in haste.
Frugality, they have erased,
and every bill, of pork it tastes.
We do not like it on the Hill,
When snuck into HUD's spending bill.
It shouldn't pass -- we bet it will
More money from the public till.
If YOU don't like
this Pork-I-Am
Start voting
Libertarian.
WE would not vote for
Pork-I-Am.
Or subsidize
green eggs and ham.
Job training programs
for the Grinch?
We would not even
budge an inch.
And if a cat
needed a hat?
Free enterprise is
there for that.
Now, just in case you are obtuse
I'll make it clear, with no excuse
We would not do it for a moose
We would not do it for a goose
And as you may by now deduce --
We'd vote "no" on Dr. Seuss.
Green Eggs And Pork
We do not like it
Pork-I-Am,
This spendaholic
Uncle Sam.
We do not like those
Rs and Ds,
Who can't resist more
subsidies.
We do not like the cash they waste;
sky-high taxes spent in haste.
Frugality, they have erased,
and every bill, of pork it tastes.
We do not like it on the Hill,
When snuck into HUD's spending bill.
It shouldn't pass -- we bet it will
More money from the public till.
If YOU don't like
this Pork-I-Am
Start voting
Libertarian.
WE would not vote for
Pork-I-Am.
Or subsidize
green eggs and ham.
Job training programs
for the Grinch?
We would not even
budge an inch.
And if a cat
needed a hat?
Free enterprise is
there for that.
Now, just in case you are obtuse
I'll make it clear, with no excuse
We would not do it for a moose
We would not do it for a goose
And as you may by now deduce --
We'd vote "no" on Dr. Seuss.
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