greatest quote from a tv show

[JohnCU]

"I have nothing against homosexuality. In the 60's, I had intercourse with many women in the mud and rain, and it's quite possible that a man could have slipped in there. There'd be no way of knowing." - creed from the office

top it. you can't.

 

[Fritzo]

It was funny but not ha ha funny.

 

[bsobel]

Newlywed Game "Where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopie..." -"In the butt"

 

[shortylickens]

I cant post it here, but I just started watching Deadwood and the dialog between Al and Mr Wu about people stealing their opium was AWESOME!
:thumbsup:

EDIT:
This is so "NSFW" it isnt even funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KsU89R1A8M
The whole scene. Its a little better if you've been watching the whole episode, but good fun anyway.

 

[Lounatik]

Single funniest line from a TV show: The Odd Couple

Felix Unger: Everybody smile and say.....MIDGET!!!! ( Honk! Honk! Honk!)


Peace

Lounatik

 

[Shawn]

"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick."
-30 Rock

 

[blackdogdeek]

i love it when a plan comes together - Hannibal from the A-Team

/thread

 

[BrokenVisage]

The Jerk Store called....

 

[Jodell88]

Steve Urkel: "Did i do that?"

 

[JS80]

"Finish the sentence; 'My husband is a closet_______'"
A: "Queer"

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I cant post it here, but I just started watching Deadwood and the dialog between Al and Mr Wu about people stealing their opium was AWESOME!
:thumbsup:

EDIT:
This is so "NSFW" it isnt even funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KsU89R1A8M
The whole scene. Its a little better if you've been watching the whole episode, but good fun anyway.

I think i just blew my funny fuse

 

[UberNeuman]

"I am not a number. I am a free man!"

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
"I have nothing against homosexuality. In the 60's, I had intercourse with many women in the mud and rain, and it's quite possible that a man could have slipped in there. There'd be no way of knowing." - creed from the office

top it. you can't.

anything by Peter Griffin.

/thread.

 

[IronWing]

We'll kill ourselves!

 

[anxi80]

"tugging the tiger" talk from 'weeds'

 

[EGGO]

I don't watch the Sopranos but I remember when flipping channels they had a Russian in the snow-covered Pine Barrens and forcing him to dig his own grave. The Italian mob guys were freezing and the Russian says something like, "You call this cold? I wash my balls in water colder than this!"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
"I have nothing against homosexuality. In the 60's, I had intercourse with many women in the mud and rain, and it's quite possible that a man could have slipped in there. There'd be no way of knowing." - creed from the office

top it. you can't.

i have quoted that here before too. i cracked up when Creed said that.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Actually, now that I think about it.. out of all the recent seasons for FOX cartoon sitcoms I know the perfect quote!

My vote for best quote of the year..

"Tell my wife, I love her.. and Keira Knightley, tell-tell Keira Knightley I love her... And Orlando Bloom... You know what, the whole cast! The whole damn dirty Pirate cast! ... But not Geoffrey Rush ... but do it in front of Geoffrey Rush.."

Classic Roger :laugh:

 

[dennilfloss]

"I see you got a few extra Baals."

Stargate SG1

 

[sandorski]

Peg, he's Gay

 

[George P Burdell]

Anything by Ari Gold in Entourage. Case in point, Ari Gold bitch-slaps Josh Weinstein.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNV5foRiL4

Watching it is way better than quoting it.

 

[venkman]

"Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer."
-Al Bundy

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
The Jerk Store called....

winner

 

[Kadarin]

No soup for you!

 

[Kadarin]

No soup for you!