Greatest conversation in the wrong place..

[Connoisseur]

Last night, my friends and I went to watch Wedding Crashers (awesome movie btw). Coming out of the movie three of us went to the bathroom. Now, one of my friends had slammed his thumb on his car door and it was looking particularly black and blue that night. While I was taking a piss, I overheard this conversation between "injured" friend (we'll call him J) and other friend (let's call him E):

E: (shouting) OH MY GOD J. I know you told me about it but that looks terrible! That's just wrong! You should put a band aid on that thing! I DID NOT need to see that.
J: I know, it really sucks.

At this point a couple of strangers who were also in the head turned around and had the most shocked expression on their faces. Once they realized that he was talking about my friend's thumb, we all just busted out laughing. Didn't help that the injured friend was Asian

Anybody else have any cool stories of conversations gone wrong?

 

[Mrvile]

A lot on Bash.

 

[MazerRackham]

Asian people don't have thumbs?

 

[Connoisseur]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
A lot on Bash.

i'm not talking about IRC or IM. I'm talking about overhearing someone in person.

 

[Connoisseur]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Asian people don't have thumbs?

Err actually I was playing on the stereotype that all asians have small wangs. I'm not saying they do but it def. made the conversation a bit funnier.

 

[Last Rezort]

I once was in the middle of a convo about osama, and a cop overheard me saying "if i were osama", but he heard, i am osama. Thats when he shot me.