Greatest commercial ever

[Greenman]

For razors of all things.

 

[BoomerD]

LOL...that will get the libruls talking...price is a bit steep for what they offer, IMO.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I mean, it's a pretty bad parody, and I doubt the razors are any better than my dorco razors, which I guess explains the extremes to which they're trying to make that commercial work. Oh, and they hate daily mail so much, but they're using daily mail's wildcard cert for their own (which is bad security practices in and of itself.


Yeah, okay, definitely not just a shitty marketing ploy

 

[Fenixgoon]

Feather double edged razor blades or GTFO

 

[Captante]

Despite all the talk talk talk I've yet to find a razor that gives a smoother shave then the Gillette Fusion and most that even come close like Harry's, keep a sharp edge for about half as long. (Consumer Reports agrees)

They ARE absurdly overpriced but strictly on shave quality you get what you pay for with Gillette.

And frankly I don't give two craps about a razor-companies politics.

 

[nakedfrog]

I can see how this would get OP's dick hard. It does give you the opportunity to feel like you're vicariously fellating the God King you so earnestly desire.

 

[MrSquished]

Fuck razor blades. I haven't shaved with a razor blade in years. This nifty beard trimmer has an adjustable dial trimmer from .4mm up to 20mm - usually buzz from .6mm to 1.6mm, depending on the look I want for that day or the days ahead.

I use like two harry blades a year to trim a bit of area on my cheek and neck.

This is the way.

 

[K1052]

Conservatives are bad at humor, example one million.

 

[MrSquished]

Conservatives are bad at humor, example one million.

They try way too hard, like that commercial. The op has such a limited small mind in P&N so of course he thinks it's great, what do we expect from tiny minds.

The Daily Wire is a horrific publication on so many levels, but they can't handle advertisers not wanting to advertise with them so they make a whole way too long commercial to bitch and moan.

Snowflakes.

 

[Captante]

I can see how this would get OP's dick hard. It does give you the opportunity to feel like you're vicariously fellating the God King you so earnestly desire.

I found it amusing .... "LOL-funny" though not so much.

And what kind of moronic company fails to do what it takes to placate a major sponsor/advertiser after a public gaff by an employee?

It's no wonder I've never even heard of them before this thread. Pretty sure that isn't a coincidence.

 

[ultimatebob]

I mean, it's a pretty bad parody, and I doubt the razors are any better than my dorco razors, which I guess explains the extremes to which they're trying to make that commercial work. Oh, and they hate daily mail so much, but they're using daily mail's wildcard cert for their own (which is bad security practices in and of itself.
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Yeah, okay, definitely not just a shitty marketing ploy

That's a special kind of commitment there, though... making sure that every IT dude who looks at Dailywire's SSL certificate knows that they think that Harry's sucks

I think that I'll cancel my Harry's subscription in solidarity. Not that I'm a fan of the Daily Wire, but I that I already have a pile of unused Harry's razor blades and I really don't need another 8 pack of them sent to me 3 months from now.

 

[Captante]

That's a special kind of commitment there, though... making sure that every IT dude who looks at Dailywire's SSL certificate knows that they think that Harry's sucks

I think that I'll cancel my Harry's subscription in solidarity. Not that I'm a fan of the Daily Wire, but I that I already have a pile of unused Harry's razor blades and I really don't need another 8 pack of them sent to me 3 months from now.

Not a great loss on the Harry's sub.... they're about the best of the "alternate" razor makers but are still only okay. (great compared to crap-level blades like $ shave Club that are dull on the 3rd shave though)

I've tried several supposedly better subscription-razors in the past and none of them are really worth it compared to Gillette or even to Schick for that matter. (bear in mind my beard is like a thick wire brush)

Just find the best price for Gillette Fusion refills on Amazon and subscribe.

 

[BudAshes]

It's like one of those 13 year old turds on xbox live was given a commercial.

 

[BudAshes]

Not a great loss on the Harry's sub.... they're about the best of the "alternate" razor makers but are still only okay. (great compared to crap-level blades like $ shave Club that are dull on the 3rd shave though)

I've tried several supposedly better subscription-razors in the past and none of them are really worth it compared to Gillette or even to Schick for that matter. (bear in mind my beard is like a thick wire brush)

Just find the best price for Gillette Fusion refills on Amazon and subscribe.

The only good ones are Gillette. Clearly there is a reason they are expensive.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

That's a special kind of commitment there, though... making sure that every IT dude who looks at Dailywire's SSL certificate knows that they think that Harry's sucks

I think that I'll cancel my Harry's subscription in solidarity. Not that I'm a fan of the Daily Wire, but I that I already have a pile of unused Harry's razor blades and I really don't need another 8 pack of them sent to me 3 months from now.

I more just meant that it's a dailywire marketing ploy.... The whole 'we got cancelled by dailywire' is literally just an advertisement for simple minded people like the OP.

 

[Captante]

The only good ones are Gillette. Clearly there is a reason they are expensive.

I shave my head and for that purpose I also really like the Schick Xtreme 3 disposables with flexible shave head. They're handy for small/tight areas of your face too.

Schick "Hydro" 5-blades will also do in a pinch and the blades might even last longer then the Fusion BUT they're a little awkward to use unless you have a large face and lack the single trimming-blade on the rear. (got one for free awhile back)

 

[Captante]

I more just meant that it's a dailywire marketing ploy.... The whole 'we got cancelled by dailywire' is literally just an advertisement for simple minded people like the OP.

Should have just rolled with the thread-hijack!

(YAATOTRT??)

 

[BudAshes]

I mean, it's a pretty bad parody, and I doubt the razors are any better than my dorco razors, which I guess explains the extremes to which they're trying to make that commercial work. Oh, and they hate daily mail so much, but they're using daily mail's wildcard cert for their own (which is bad security practices in and of itself.
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Yeah, okay, definitely not just a shitty marketing ploy

I think you are confused here. Jeremy's razors is owned by the dailywire turd in chief.

 

[BoomerD]

I shave my head and for that purpose I also really like the Schick Xtreme 3 disposables with flexible shave head. They're handy for small/tight areas of your face too.

Schick "Hydro" 5-blades will also do in a pinch and the blades might even last longer then the Fusion BUT they're a little awkward to use unless you have a large face and lack the single trimming-blade on the rear. (got one for free awhile back)

I've never liked Schick blades. They always seem...less polished than the Gillette blades...kind of scratchy.

 

[Captante]

I've never liked Schick blades. They always seem...less polished than the Gillette blades...kind of scratchy.

That used to be the case but they've improved quite a bit.

Having said that those 3-blade bendable ones are the only kind I would buy again by choice.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I think you are confused here. Jeremy's razors is owned by the dailywire turd in chief.

Ah, I misunderstood, I thought they were shitting on dailywire as part of their advertisement. I didn't realize they got shat on. I couldn't imagine anyone actually defending them, hence my confusion I think.

 

[Greenman]

I more just meant that it's a dailywire marketing ploy.... The whole 'we got cancelled by dailywire' is literally just an advertisement for simple minded people like the OP.

You got the whole thing wrong and then declare I'm simple minded. Great piece of deduction there Einstein.

 

[RPD]

Came for real men of genius series, left disappointed.

 

[Captante]

Came for real men of genius series, left disappointed.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

You got the whole thing wrong and then declare I'm simple minded. Great piece of deduction there Einstein.

The difference here is, I made a mistake, you're still simple minded.