Great White fighting tactics

[halik]

So I'm going fitness swimming in the great reef next week and need some tactics for fighting great white sharks. I'm taking a butter knife for protection and will be swimming with a half of Tuna attached at my waist for more swimming resistance.

I'm thinking maybe take two butter knives for more protection?

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bsobel

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Don't forget the bear spray...

edit: Fix your title...

 

[Glitchny]

what a sad sad parody thread. You even spelled white wrong.

 

[lightstar]

taser them in the nose

 

[Away]

Pull all of his teeth out.