<DIV>"I'll never forget seeing Phantom Menace in the theater that first day it was out. The theater was packed, everyone had been waiting forever for this...
Man, those first couple of minutes sure were happy times. Awesome Jedis kicking ass. It looked like we were all in for some good times.
Then Jar-Jar showed up. You could almost feel the confusion in the theater. What the hell was going on? If only he would go away. And he never went away. It was a hard thing to accept.
Then that kid showed up. I hate that kid. (Whatever happened to that kid? Is he in hiding?) Then the kid went around, and around, and around, and around in that pod race nonsense. It was like a CG Hanna-Barbara cartoon that lasted too long. And there were no stars or wars anywhere.
By the time we all left the theater, I think we all felt older somehow than when we entered."
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Man, those first couple of minutes sure were happy times. Awesome Jedis kicking ass. It looked like we were all in for some good times.
Then Jar-Jar showed up. You could almost feel the confusion in the theater. What the hell was going on? If only he would go away. And he never went away. It was a hard thing to accept.
Then that kid showed up. I hate that kid. (Whatever happened to that kid? Is he in hiding?) Then the kid went around, and around, and around, and around in that pod race nonsense. It was like a CG Hanna-Barbara cartoon that lasted too long. And there were no stars or wars anywhere.
By the time we all left the theater, I think we all felt older somehow than when we entered."
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