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Great Moments in South Park

Cartman explaining his plan to get back at Scott Tennerman.

Underpants gnomes and their plan for profit.

Shakeys Pizza.
 
[An elderly woman's home. Cartman rings her doorbell, and she answers it. Cartman is dressed in an orange hazmat suit and is carrying a tank of something on his back]

Cartman: Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites. Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.

Elderly Woman: Hippies?

Cartman: [walks in and begins to rap the walls with his fist] Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately. Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies. [raps on the wall and the pitch changes] Hm, I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic?

[The attic. He opens the door and looks in. He gets out a flashlight, turns it on, and looks around again. He stops after a few seconds.]

Cartman: Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am. [she climbs up until her eyes are level with his] See that? Hippies. [five hippies are sitting in a clearing in the attic, smoking and laughing.]

Elderly Woman: Oh my.

Cartman: These are what we call the uh giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippie, usually found in the attics. Problem is, if you see one hippie, there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'. Uh, whe-where's the backyard.

[The backyard. The elderly lady opens the door and Cartman walks out onto the back porch]

Cartman: Yep, that's what I thought. See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
 
The greatest moments are when they blatently insult people who need to be insulted. For instance, The Passion of the Jew, Butters' Very Own Episode (OJ, Ramseys, etc. at the end), and Up the Down Steroid.
 
Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco!
Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money,
I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco!
 
Watching Cartman tip-toe across the stage in front of the town, naked, while he thought his ninja powers rendered him invisible.
 
Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco!
Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money,
I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco!
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I was surprised when I saw Cartman actually used that in an earlier episode with his Salma Hayek doll
 
Pretty much any part with Butters.
Him suggesting everyone bend over and show Mr Garrison the Gonzo before they go back in time.
Mining coal in a bear costume and poking parris in the squishy.
Dropping his pants and lifting up his shirt to pee.
Getting hit in the eye with the Throwing Star and being a dog.
 
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