Great lines from job evaluations:
>>> 1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
>>> 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely
>>> a won't be.
>>> 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
>>> trap.
>>> 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot
>>> was previously there.
>>> 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
>>> 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
>>> 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
>>> them.
>>> 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>>> 9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
>>> 10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>> 11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
>>> 12. A room temperature IQ.
>>> 13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
>>> 14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
>>> 15. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
>>> 16. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
>>> 17. Bright as Alaska in December.
>>> 18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
>>> 19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
>>> 20. Fell out of the family tree.
>>> 21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
>>> 22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
>>> 23. He's so dense, light bends around him.
>>> 24. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
>>> 25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
>>> 26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.
>>> 27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
>>> 28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
>>> 29. One neuron short of a synapse.
>>> 30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
>>> 31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
>>> 32. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
>>> 33. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
>>> started to dig.
>>> 34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
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>>> 1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
>>> 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely
>>> a won't be.
>>> 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
>>> trap.
>>> 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot
>>> was previously there.
>>> 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
>>> 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
>>> 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
>>> them.
>>> 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>>> 9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
>>> 10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>> 11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
>>> 12. A room temperature IQ.
>>> 13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
>>> 14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
>>> 15. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
>>> 16. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
>>> 17. Bright as Alaska in December.
>>> 18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
>>> 19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
>>> 20. Fell out of the family tree.
>>> 21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
>>> 22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
>>> 23. He's so dense, light bends around him.
>>> 24. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
>>> 25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
>>> 26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.
>>> 27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
>>> 28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
>>> 29. One neuron short of a synapse.
>>> 30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
>>> 31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
>>> 32. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
>>> 33. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
>>> started to dig.
>>> 34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
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