- May 25, 2004
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-This guy is going to college and dating this gorgeous Asian chick. She wants him to come to her parents house for the weekend so they can meet him. He agrees, and they head out to the country to meet her parents. They arrive, and of course, her father is very suspicious of the boyfriend. Before they retired for the evening, the father pulls the boyfriend aside and tells him: "if you lay a finger of my daughter this evening, i swear to unleash the 3 Ancient Chinese Tourture Techniques upon you." The boyfriend passes the statment off as an idle threat, says goodnight to his girlfriend, and they go to their seperate rooms. The boyfriend lays in bed tossing and turning till about 1AM, and he can't take it anymore. He quietly sneaks to his girlfriends room and they have sex. He sneaks back to his room at about 3AM and falls asleep, thinking theres no way the father could catch him.
In the morning, he wakes with a start, and finds a rock about the size of a softball on his chest. A small note is attatched to the rock that reads "Technique Number 1: Rock on Chest." He chuckles and walks over to the window to throw the rock out (his room was on the second floor). he tosses the rock out the window, and notices a piece of paper on the roof outside the window that reads "Technique number 2: Rock tied to right testicle." He does some quick thinking and decides a few broken bones is far better than loosing part of his manhood, so he jumps out the window after the rock. about 10 feet from the yard, he notices a large sign stuck in it that reads "Technique Number 3: Left testicle tied to bedpost."
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In the morning, he wakes with a start, and finds a rock about the size of a softball on his chest. A small note is attatched to the rock that reads "Technique Number 1: Rock on Chest." He chuckles and walks over to the window to throw the rock out (his room was on the second floor). he tosses the rock out the window, and notices a piece of paper on the roof outside the window that reads "Technique number 2: Rock tied to right testicle." He does some quick thinking and decides a few broken bones is far better than loosing part of his manhood, so he jumps out the window after the rock. about 10 feet from the yard, he notices a large sign stuck in it that reads "Technique Number 3: Left testicle tied to bedpost."
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