ShadowBlade
Diamond Member
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
>covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
>
>Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The
>heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
>
>At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
>stared
>
>at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...
I'm a
>gynecologist."
>
>That's when the proctologist fainted.
>covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
>
>Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The
>heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
>
>At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
>stared
>
>at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...
I'm a
>gynecologist."
>
>That's when the proctologist fainted.