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Do you make it a point to laugh out loud during sad/emotional scenes in movies just to piss off other people in the theatre (e.g. When Stickboy turns into a popsicle in Titanic)?
Have you ever factored your Social Security number?
Have you ever ordered diet water at a restaraunt?
Have you ever asked passerby for directions to a landmark you were standing in front of?
Do you like to give people cards on their birthday that say things like "congratulations its a boy!" and sign "happy thanksgiving" on the bottom?
Do you like to move "caution wet floor" signs to carpeted areas?
When on the phone, have you ever asked to be put back on hold because you liked the music?
Have you ever sat in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down?
Do you decorate your walls with signs you've stolen from random places (e.g the bus, the elementary school, etc)?
Do you often refer to "THEM" without specifying exactly what that is supposed to mean?
Have you ever made signs reading "please use other door" and put them on every door to a building?
Have you ever licked yourself in public to see people's reactions?
Have you ever claimed to be invisible, picked things up and said "Whoo, this is floating around by itself!"?
Do you say "excuse me" when you bump into inanimate objects in public?
Have you ever superglued quarters to the floor at the mall, then counted how many people tried to pick them up?
Have you ever factored your Social Security number?
Have you ever ordered diet water at a restaraunt?
Have you ever asked passerby for directions to a landmark you were standing in front of?
Do you like to give people cards on their birthday that say things like "congratulations its a boy!" and sign "happy thanksgiving" on the bottom?
Do you like to move "caution wet floor" signs to carpeted areas?
When on the phone, have you ever asked to be put back on hold because you liked the music?
Have you ever sat in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down?
Do you decorate your walls with signs you've stolen from random places (e.g the bus, the elementary school, etc)?
Do you often refer to "THEM" without specifying exactly what that is supposed to mean?
Have you ever made signs reading "please use other door" and put them on every door to a building?
Have you ever licked yourself in public to see people's reactions?
Have you ever claimed to be invisible, picked things up and said "Whoo, this is floating around by itself!"?
Do you say "excuse me" when you bump into inanimate objects in public?
Have you ever superglued quarters to the floor at the mall, then counted how many people tried to pick them up?
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