Great fat people insults

[Nebor]

What are some of your favorite insults towards the portly when they get in your face?

I'll start it off:
Your shadow probably weighs 40 lbs.

 

[clamum]

"Shutup fatass"

 

[AbAbber2k]

"Hey Fatty-Fat-Fat. Who's a big fat man. Yeeeees, you are."

 

[thirdlegstump]

You're so fat, Elvis would revive and sing you a donut song

 

[imported_LoKe]

I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.

Oh, hey; it's just a fat kid!

 

[thirdlegstump]

...DAMNIT!....you're so friggin FAT

 

[Mikey]

Fat Man: "You're retarded and you smell!"

The Dude: "Well hey! At least my ass doesn't talk when I walk!"

 

[Leeroy]

I liked reading one once. Basically a guy had this really large, ugly woman coming onto him at a party, and towards the end of the night, she got really annoyed, and just came up to him, "Look, do you want to eat me out or not?"
His reply:
"Sorry, but I'm jewish. I'm not allowed to eat pig."
She slapped him one good

 

[AbAbber2k]

Kyle: "You're such a big fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people stop and say 'God DAMN! That's a big fat ass!'"

 

[mpitts]

Family Guy has some good ones:

Lifeguard: Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van, that's my son.

or

Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

or, my favorite, Peter is Death and he is on a plane with the cast of Dawson's Creek. He accidentally kills the pilot by touching him and VanderBeek says:

"NICE GOIN', FAT!"

 

[hjo3]

Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

 

[SlitheryDee]

You stepped on a talking scale and it said "One at a time"...well it goes something like that.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

 

[spike spiegal]

My fav:

"did you just say something, or was it sucked back in because of your gravitional field?"

Brian the dog putting objects in orbit around peter to prove his point was utter classic.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

So then you must also support religious persecution since people can choose their religion, right? Do you mock jews?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

So then you must also support religious persecution since people can choose their religion, right? Do you mock jews?

That's completely different. You don't decide to be fat, and if you do, you're pretty stupid. As for religion beliefs, I think they're pretty stupid too, but hey, if it doesn't affect me or anyone else, then by all means, go for it.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

So then you must also support religious persecution since people can choose their religion, right? Do you mock jews?

That's completely different. You don't decide to be fat, and if you do, you're pretty stupid. As for religion beliefs, I think they're pretty stupid too, but hey, if it doesn't affect me or anyone else, then by all means, go for it.

You contradicted yourself, Loke.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

So then you must also support religious persecution since people can choose their religion, right? Do you mock jews?

That's completely different. You don't decide to be fat, and if you do, you're pretty stupid. As for religion beliefs, I think they're pretty stupid too, but hey, if it doesn't affect me or anyone else, then by all means, go for it.

So what makes jews and blacks above reproach? Why do you think it's okay to insult people for being fat, but not for being, for example, muslim?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay, now let's hear your favorite insults for black people. Or asians.

Making fun of someone's physical features is really lame.

You can't suddenly not be black or asian. If you've got some medical condition that causes your...obesity, I appologize. Otherwise, get a treadmill.

So then you must also support religious persecution since people can choose their religion, right? Do you mock jews?

That's completely different. You don't decide to be fat, and if you do, you're pretty stupid. As for religion beliefs, I think they're pretty stupid too, but hey, if it doesn't affect me or anyone else, then by all means, go for it.

You contradicted yourself, Loke.

I meant to say "You don't want to be fat". Good catch.

So what makes jews and blacks above reproach? Why do you think it's okay to insult people for being fat, but not for being, for example, muslim?

Since when is being a Muslim, Black or Jewish a problem?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: LoKe

So what makes jews and blacks above reproach? Why do you think it's okay to insult people for being fat, but not for being, for example, muslim?

Since when is being a Muslim, Black or Jewish a problem?

I dunno, why do you go after fat people? Why are they a target?

 

[spike spiegal]

You MIGHT be Ghetto If:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

So what makes jews and blacks above reproach? Why do you think it's okay to insult people for being fat, but not for being, for example, muslim?

Since when is being a Muslim, Black or Jewish a problem?

I dunno, why do you go after fat people? Why are they a target?

Look, I'm sorry you're a fat ass, but you need to admit it's a problem and you CAN do something to fix it. It's not healthy, in fact, it can seriously take years off your life. In addition to that, it makes day-to-day tasks so much harder to accomplish.

 

[chuckywang]

Yo momma so fat that when she wears BVD's, it spells Boulevard.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Yo momma so fat that when she wears BVD's, it spells Boulevard.

Yo mamma got so many rolls, she gotta screw on her underwear.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: LoKe

So what makes jews and blacks above reproach? Why do you think it's okay to insult people for being fat, but not for being, for example, muslim?

Since when is being a Muslim, Black or Jewish a problem?

I dunno, why do you go after fat people? Why are they a target?

Look, I'm sorry you're a fat ass, but you need to admit it's a problem and you CAN do something to fix it. It's not healthy, in fact, it can seriously take years off your life. In addition to that, it makes day-to-day tasks so much harder to accomplish.

That's a really petty way to justify your prejudices. But I'm not surprised that your sort can't have a serious argument without resorting to childish insults.