great day at work, bird pooped on my head!

Yossarian

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I was walking to the corner for a Robek's juice and all of a sudden I feel "plop plop" on my head and right shoulder. Ugh. Damn birds made a bombing run. So I had to abort the smoothie mission and go home for a change of clothes :( I hope this isn't a sign for how the rest of my week is gonna go.
 

Red Dawn

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Nice shot!

I was at an outoor Cafe on the beach and a damn Seagull bombadiered one right on my plate of oysters. The real drag was I couldn't distingiush the Bird Turd from an oyster!
 

BooGiMaN

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awww man this brought back memories of a tough junior high school football coach we had....he was big and mean when we were at practice and quite liberal in dispensing out punishments which usually involved a lot of running..

he was huge in a body builder type of way and we were just in awe..right up until the day a seagull pooped on his head and neck and he ran around screaming like a little girl about how much it burned...things were really never the same after that fateful day
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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"I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest before!"

Name that movie;)