Great Article on Dubya's Attempts to Re-vamp Health Care

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Oct 31, 2000
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From The Desk of GWB



<< Ideas for Health Care Reform:

Ah, let?s see. Dang, this is hard! When I asked Dickie to gimme somethin to do, I kinda meant somethin like playin ball with the kiddies on the South Lawn in front of them shutter bugs. Somethin that makes me look cool and hip. But noooooooo, he makes me come up with five ideas for Health Care Reform or I get no supper. Dang! Dang! DICKIE SUCKS!!!!!

Dang, I forgot. I have to give this paper back to Dickie. Just kiddin, Dickie, you?re one cool dude, man! Okay, health care, health care. Somethin that gets them Dang Democrats off my back.

1. We, the government, will pay for all sick folks to have free Health Care.

There! That should make my approval ratin start goin up! Dang, I forgot. Dickie said we got no more money cause we spent it all on that tax cut. Wait, if we gave folks back all that money why can?t they pay for their own health care? THAT?S IT!!!
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