GREAT AGAIN!! Enough repetition might get a few to pop their bubble

[BonzaiDuck]

RESPONSES to this post are fine, but -- in recognition of Trump's one-up-man-ship dog-show, maybe some could post even better jokes. Nor is this a great joke. Maybe it's not even funny. I doubt that a Trump supporter has a clue as to what might be funny. They can try. I expect others to do better.

With this, Trump and his supporters are the joke, and America is the joke they've made of it.
========== Hah hah haaaa! =================
So a Brit, an Irishman, a Mexican, an Australian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kenyan . . . etc. etc. -- and a Russian all walk into a bar.

And the Brit says to the Russian, "I have to say, ol' chap, we'd always suspected the depravity potential for the cornpone underbelly in the American character. You certainly proved it. You villains have set back the progress of a democratic world by centuries . . . "

And the Russian says "Da!" after swallowing the dregs of his Vodka.

"Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others.

The Irishman says "I'm glad he's Scotch or German and not Irish!"

"Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others.

The Mexican says "For decades, we were beginning to believe the narrative that we were all stupid Mexicans! Look who's stupid now?"

"Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others.

The Chinese says "We have some biases like the Americans. We call them 'big-noses.' But few Chinese are that stupid!"

"Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others.

The Australian says "Their so-called president is lower than crocodile piss in a sinkhole, Mate! Dundee wouldn't sink that low for a wrestling match. How they dig themselves out of this one I can't imagine!" [To the Chinese] When can we get together?!"


"Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others.

The Kenyan says "They assume that since Obama is black, the rest of the world saw him as weak, because they always see the black guy as weak. Obviously, that segment of the population thinks the rest of the world is white, and must think as they do."

"A 'White' world! Ha-ha-ha-haaah! Ha-ha-ha haaa! Great again! Great again!" is the chorus from all the others. "Maybe the smart Americans will offer them land deals in Antarctica -- everything is white there!"

"Yeah! The Art of the Deal! Hah-ha-ha---- hah-hah-haaaa!"

The Japanese says "We were really getting along with Caroline Kennedy. Now they're going to send us a Trump Asshole. And they'll probably precipitate trouble for us from Little Kim . . . "

"Little Kim! Little Kim! Ha-hah-ah-ha-haaah! Lower than crocodile piss and Great Again!"

And the Russian hefts his glass of vodka high. "Hah! Here's to being 'Great Again'!!"

"Hah-hah-hahhhh! If it weren't so sad, it would be funny, Boris!"

"And by the way. My name isn't Epstein. It's Epshteyn!"

"Hah-ha-hah-hah-haaaah!"

 

[Thebobo]

I don't get it

 

[BonzaiDuck]

I don't get it

Then make a better joke. I thought it was simple, if it wasn't funny.

"Great Again" really means laughing-stock to the rest of the world.

 

[Thebobo]

Its my fault I think I have Witzelsucht

 

[BonzaiDuck]

Bitte entschuldigen Sie mir, Mein Herr. Aber mein Deutsche Sprache ungeheure ist.

That sounds like Tourette's syndrome. But I think Trump has Tourette's. I mean, when you stand up at a public political rally and suggest they all tell the opposition to "Go f*** themselves," it's the sort of thing a Tourette's sufferer would do in front of toddlers at play after being hired as a teacher's assistant.

Also, I should've stuck a German into that joke. Some tongue-in-cheek remark like "We've already been through all that. We evolved to a higher plane of moral understanding."

 

[justoh]

haha

 

[MongGrel]

haha

heh