Gooberlx2
Lifer
from here: http://www.businessballs.com/acronyms.htm
Some selected funny stuff from the health care section:
AGA
Acute Gravity Attack. (Patient fell over)
AWTF
Away With The Fairies.
BUNDY
But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.
BWS
Beached Whale Syndrome.
CNA
Cleaning Nasty Arses. (alternative to usual meaning: Certified Nurses Assistant)
CTD
Circling the Drain/Close To Death. (I've personally heard this one)
DTS
Danger To Shipping.
DRT
Dead Right There.
DRTTTT
Dead Right There, There, There, and There.
FAS
Fat And Stupid.
FLK
Funny Looking Kid.
FLKFLP
Funny Looking Kid, Funny Looking Parents.
FRACS
Fornicates Regularly And Chain Smokes.
GAK
God Alone Knows.
GBC
General Body Crumble.
GOK
God Only Knows.
GOMER
Get Out of My Emergency Room.
GROLIES
Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence, Ethnic Skirt.
HIVI
Husband Is Village Idiot.
MAAH
Mad As A Hatter.
NAD
Nothing Abnormal Discovered/Detected. (NAD is alternatively often used when superiors ask for the results of tests that no-one thought to order, in which case it means Not Actually Done.....)
NOONG
Not One Of Nature's Gentlemen.
PISA
Permanent and Irrecoverable State of Alcoholism.
TOBASH
Take Out Back And SHoot.
UBI
Unexplained Beer Injury.
UNIVAC
Unusually Nasty Infection; Vultures Are Circling.
Some selected funny stuff from the health care section:
AGA
Acute Gravity Attack. (Patient fell over)
AWTF
Away With The Fairies.
BUNDY
But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.
BWS
Beached Whale Syndrome.
CNA
Cleaning Nasty Arses. (alternative to usual meaning: Certified Nurses Assistant)
CTD
Circling the Drain/Close To Death. (I've personally heard this one)
DTS
Danger To Shipping.
DRT
Dead Right There.
DRTTTT
Dead Right There, There, There, and There.
FAS
Fat And Stupid.
FLK
Funny Looking Kid.
FLKFLP
Funny Looking Kid, Funny Looking Parents.
FRACS
Fornicates Regularly And Chain Smokes.
GAK
God Alone Knows.
GBC
General Body Crumble.
GOK
God Only Knows.
GOMER
Get Out of My Emergency Room.
GROLIES
Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence, Ethnic Skirt.
HIVI
Husband Is Village Idiot.
MAAH
Mad As A Hatter.
NAD
Nothing Abnormal Discovered/Detected. (NAD is alternatively often used when superiors ask for the results of tests that no-one thought to order, in which case it means Not Actually Done.....)
NOONG
Not One Of Nature's Gentlemen.
PISA
Permanent and Irrecoverable State of Alcoholism.
TOBASH
Take Out Back And SHoot.
UBI
Unexplained Beer Injury.
UNIVAC
Unusually Nasty Infection; Vultures Are Circling.
