Grapes should be declared illegal on a federal level!!!

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Arkitech

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Apr 13, 2000
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So what they're delicious and sweet. Did you know that fermented grape juice can make people intoxicated? That's just simply unacceptable, it's bad enough people in this country are allowed to buy cigarettes, guns and lottery tickets. It's time to put an end to this harmful plant, it's a gateway to harsher substances and it probably causes brain damage too.


Outlaw grapes.


Who's with me?
















Once we get grapes finally declared illegal I don't want it decriminalized in the future...
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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Weak satire. I appreciate the point, but legislation and prohibition is never the answer. Land of the free my ass....
 
gorcorps

gorcorps

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Jul 18, 2004
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I love grapes. There's several types and they're all good. If it wasn't for them fermenting I'd never get laid.

I see no problems with them.
 
Wyndru

Wyndru

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Apr 9, 2009
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meh, people will just find a way around the ban, like rehydrating raisins.
 
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Lifted

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I think you forgot about yeast, potatoes, corn, barley, everything that contains sugar,...
 
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Indolent

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Lifted said:
I think you forgot about yeast, potatoes, corn, barley, everything that contains sugar,...
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Your statement makes it look like you think yeast contains sugar.

I guess if I just read it a second time, it might not. I'm probably just slow.
 
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BoomerD

BoomerD

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For you kiddies out there...

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