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So, my grandparents hate me. Whenever my dad takes me to visit them they throw rocks at me when he leaves the room. I ask them why but they never tell me. They just call me 'white devil.'
I asked my dad why they hate me and he said it's because I'm half white. You see, they are Korean, and they always thought he would marry a nice Korean girl. That may be part of it, but I think it is something more than that.
You see, my mother didn't even know she was pregnant with me. She went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, and of course, logically, the doctor assumed it was stomach cancer. After bombarding my mother (and me!) with radiation for a few months, there was no sign of any cancer. They did a final scan and found me (6 months along!) and informed my mother that she was pregnant. Boy, was she surprised! Well, I was born healthy so they assumed no harm, no foul.
About a year later, I started growing a third arm, and I think that this is why my grandparents hate me so much. They think I am an abomination because of my deformity. I try to show them that it is an evolutionary advantage, that I can type with two hands and use a mouse with the third, but it doesn't matter. They don't listen.
So what do you think ATOT? Do you think they hate me because I'm half white? Or because of my radiation induced 3rd arm?
I asked my dad why they hate me and he said it's because I'm half white. You see, they are Korean, and they always thought he would marry a nice Korean girl. That may be part of it, but I think it is something more than that.
You see, my mother didn't even know she was pregnant with me. She went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, and of course, logically, the doctor assumed it was stomach cancer. After bombarding my mother (and me!) with radiation for a few months, there was no sign of any cancer. They did a final scan and found me (6 months along!) and informed my mother that she was pregnant. Boy, was she surprised! Well, I was born healthy so they assumed no harm, no foul.
About a year later, I started growing a third arm, and I think that this is why my grandparents hate me so much. They think I am an abomination because of my deformity. I try to show them that it is an evolutionary advantage, that I can type with two hands and use a mouse with the third, but it doesn't matter. They don't listen.
So what do you think ATOT? Do you think they hate me because I'm half white? Or because of my radiation induced 3rd arm?
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