Grandma retires from prostitution at 63 years old

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
with 399,999 other younger whores, who would want to visit grandma whore?

She knows what she is doing

 

[PhaZe]

"I'm going to stop at 64 and retire," said Dolle, whose husband drops her off for work each night after the television evening news and who has a nine-year-old granddaughter.


gross

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You ever drop a hotdog down an elevator shaft?

LMFAO

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You ever drop a hotdog down an elevator shaft?

LMFAO

Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
wow...amazes me that her husband drops her off to work...

hahahaha. yea

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

ever put a penis in a 63 year old prostitues vagina?

 

[Munky]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

ever put a penis in a 63 year old prostitues vagina?

LOL

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

ever put a penis in a 63 year old prostitues vagina?

thanks for clearing that up...

 

[Maetryx]

I'm reasonably certain that vaginas don't stretch other than in child birth perhaps. But lol anyway.

 

[Tom]

"ever put a penis.."

???

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Tom
"ever put a penis.."

???

whatever rocks your boat?

 

[BoberFett]

Don't know how well a hooker a holds up after 40 years, but old women can be HOT!

Ann-Margaret
Sophia Loren
Dawn Wells

Just to name a few actresses in their 60s who are still smokin'.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Don't know how well a hooker a holds up after 40 years, but old women can be HOT!

Ann-Margaret
Sophia Loren
Dawn Wells

Just to name a few actresses in their 60s who are still smokin'.

Mimi Van doren is like 75 and still looks great...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

ever put a penis in a 63 year old prostitues vagina?

Ever hear about a metaphor?

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ever drive a bus through the St. Louis Arch?

Ever launch a crayon into outer space?

ever put a penis in a 63 year old prostitues vagina?

Haha... That last one got me.

 

[jdiddy]

uggggggg

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You ever drop a hotdog down an elevator shaft?

lol, was thinking along those lines aswell

:beer: for you

:laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You ever drop a hotdog down an elevator shaft?

Or throw a pencil down a hallway.