Grandfatherly Advice (LOL!!)

Brutuskend

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This should once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives.
The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died.

If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said .......

"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller."

........ brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
 

ElFenix

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i always knew there was a reason i liked girls with smaller hands :eek:
 

Ronstang

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Hell, why do you think the super small anorexic chick look is in........too many small d!cks around these days.