GQ article on why men are joining buddy bating clubs (content nsfw)

[UglyCasanova]

This is one of the stranger things ive ever read

https://www.gq.com/story/why-straight-men-are-joining-masturbation-clubs

For some men, taking an act that's traditionally solitary and potentially shameful, and instead turning it into a communal bonding experience, can be powerfully freeing.

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Long article about some crazy stuff. I guess if you guys are looking for something to do this weekend you could waste another night in front of Netflix of branch out a bit

 

[feralkid]

We're becoming very concerned about your posting proclivities.

 

[BurnItDwn]

If one dude wants to pet other dudes wang dang doodles and the other dudes are ok with it, then let them wang dang doodle play together all day.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Last I checked this is called a hand job... Last I checked it doesn't matter if you have a blindfold on, lights off, etc... it's still a hand job.

Turning the lights off doesn't make it a bro-fist circle jerk extravaganza. It's just a gay hand job orgy from the sounds of it. Seems silly. I mean call it whatever you want, I don't care. You can put a lipstick on a pig, etc... at the end of the day it doesn't change what it is.

 

[Paratus]

 

[PlanetJosh]

Do they let you take samples? I mean like in a cup or little bottle so you can take it home. Start a collection on shelves in your trophy room

 

[UglyCasanova]

Last I checked this is called a hand job... Last I checked it doesn't matter if you have a blindfold on, lights off, etc... it's still a hand job.

Turning the lights off doesn't make it a bro-fist circle jerk extravaganza. It's just a gay hand job orgy from the sounds of it. Seems silly. I mean call it whatever you want, I don't care. You can put a lipstick on a pig, etc... at the end of the day it doesn't change what it is.

Nah because you keep you down hand on your own.

 

[Naer]

Gheiyest thing I've read on the internet today so far

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Nah because you keep you down hand on your own.

Oh my bad, I thought it was like a circle jerk or something.


So basically, this is Louis CKs fetish?

 

[nakedfrog]

IDK, it seems like there's a mix of solo play and giving other dudes a hand based on the way I read it.

 

[UglyCasanova]

So basically, this is Louis CKs fetish?

Yeah. But you’ve gotta say “no homo” first just to cover yourself

 

[feralkid]

Oh my bad, I thought it was like a circle jerk or something.


So basically, this is Louis CKs fetish?

Except with women. And he didn't have them touch him. And there were only two people in the room.

But yeah, basically the same

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Except with women. And he didn't have them touch him. And there were only two people in the room.

But yeah, basically the same

I guess I meant on a more simplistic manner... Getting off to the fact that you're jacking off in front of others.

 

[Jeeebus]

So you walk into a dark cave with a bunch of dudes, and I suppose the choices running through your mind are either "does anyone have a flashlight?" or "let's all jerk off in the dark!"

 

[Fritzo]

I don't know what world I live in anymore...

 

[Zanovar]

wtf is this weirdness

 

[Zanovar]

So you walk into a dark cave with a bunch of dudes, and I suppose the choices running through your mind are either "does anyone have a flashlight?" or "let's all jerk off in the dark!"

haha

 

[herm0016]

So you walk into a dark cave with a bunch of dudes, and I suppose the choices running through your mind are either "does anyone have a fleshlight?" or "let's all jerk off in the dark!"

fify

 

[ImpulsE69]

I didn't read the article, but there's a difference between jerking yourself off in a group setting, and jerking other people off in a group setting.

 

[zinfamous]

If one dude wants to pet other dudes wang dang doodles and the other dudes are ok with it, then let them wang dang doodle play together all day.

 

[Sgt. York]

WTF is wrong with you people?

 

[Zanovar]

I didn't read the article, but there's a difference between jerking yourself off in a group setting, and jerking other people off in a group setting.

yuk nvm

 

[zinfamous]

Oh my bad, I thought it was like a circle jerk or something.


So basically, this is Louis CKs fetish?

CK seemed more interested in spraying nearby plantlife, though.

 

[zinfamous]

WTF is wrong with you people?

Obviously we don't touch ourselves at night (enough).

 

[zinfamous]

So you walk into a dark cave with a bunch of dudes, and I suppose the choices running through your mind are either "does anyone have a flashlight?" or "let's all jerk off in the dark!"

It's a lot like Plato, only different.