government of Iran denies citizen claims of macaroni-eating dwarves living in Khomeni's hometown

[glenn1]

Hmmmmmmmm.......

 

[Fencer128]

Amazing.

Andy

 

[Bulk Beef]

Those silly Iranians - don't they know?

They're supposed to be called "little people".

 

[miguel]

I believe the PC term is "vertically challenged."

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Gimli was unavailable for comment...

 

[DealMonkey]

They're probably magical dwarves with strange, other-worldly powers. The Iranians should ask them to bring democracy to their country. Hell, it's worth a shot...