Government job

meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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A guy goes to a government office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in The Gulf War for 2 years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8AM to 4PM. You can start tomorrow -- come in at 10AM."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 to 4 then why do you want me to come in at 10?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in you coming in for that."
 

Cooler

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Mar 31, 2005
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some people at my office get in at 10:00 goto lunch at 12:00 come back at 1:30 and leave at 5:00