U.S. Department of State
Daily Briefing
Richard Boucher, Spokesman
Washington, DC
Thu Sep 19, 11:36 AM ET
The U.S. government announced today that it is changing the national emblem to a condom. This is being done because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
Dick Boucher, spokesman for the State Department, said, "This is the perfect emblem for the United States of America. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you."
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Daily Briefing
Richard Boucher, Spokesman
Washington, DC
Thu Sep 19, 11:36 AM ET
The U.S. government announced today that it is changing the national emblem to a condom. This is being done because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
Dick Boucher, spokesman for the State Department, said, "This is the perfect emblem for the United States of America. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you."
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