Gotta wanna needa getta hava Bojangles?

UNCjigga

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From the description of this fvcko, I *REALLY* feel sorry for whoever was working the window that morning. Its like one of those moments when you realize you're in a dead end job at a fast food joint and you need to get outta there...

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The problem isn't that he wasn't wearing clothes, the problem is this
The customer at the Bojangles restaurant was described as a hairy, big-bellied man in his 30s with short curly black hair that was receding on the top of his head. He picked up an order at the window Monday morning.
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: conjur
Fausto's long-lost brother?
I liked picturing his long lost sister better (that biker chick with the thong someone posted a few weeks back...)
 

I knew a man Bojangles
And he'll dance for you
In worn out shoes

With silver hair a ragged shirt
And baggy pants
He would do the old soft shoe

He would jump so high
Jump so high
Then he'd lightly touch down

He told me of the time he worked with
Minstrel shows travelling
Throughout the south

He spoke with tears for fifteen years
How his dog and he
They would travel about.

But his dog up and died
He up and died
And after twenty years he still grieves

He said "I dance now
At every chance in the beloved patriot Tonks
For my drinks and tips

But most the time I spend
Behind these county bars
You see son I drinks a bit"

Then he shook his head
Oh Lord when he shook his head
I could swear I heard somebody say please, please

That?s Mister Bojangles
Call him Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles come back and dance
And dance and dance, please dance

Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles

Come back and dance
And dance and dance, please dance
Come back and dance again Mr Bojangles
 

UNCjigga

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Is that a real song? Is that where the name 'Bojangles' comes from?

<-- transplant southerner