Gotta love George Carlin

[TuffGuy]

Just found my old stash:

1) the euphamisms bit
2) stupid things we say
3) words you can't say on tv
4) airline announcements
5) american bs
6) football vs baseball

any other good bits that i should get?

 

[Fausto]

"fussy eater"
"big dogs"
"f*ck waffles! french toast sucks!"

Fausto

 

[NFS4]

George Carlin is the f*&kin' man!!!

"How are you doing today sir?"
"Eat sh!t and die motherf*&ker!"


NIMBY

Not In My BackYard

 

[vi edit]

Cat's and dogs was pretty good.

I also like his "God's an Athiest" spiel. His rant about worshipping the sun was humerous.

 

[Fausto]

"Not to mention the poor unsuspecting f*ckers in the Fun House!!"

 

[BigJohnKC]

"free-floating hostility"
he had a ten minute hump at the beginning of "Playin' With Your Head" about how we say hello,
the whole "Class Clown" Album
"The bigger dick foreign policy goes something like this....WHAT? They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!"
I found an 83 minute interview with him on Art Bell's radio show that was also quite hilarious. It seems that everything that happens in a day, i can come up with some Carlin quote to fit the situation, just the way he describes things makes you think about life....a true icon in the comedy world...

 

[fatalbert]

Carlin is awesome.

 

[thedarkwolf]

"F@ck you I am getting in the plane"

 

[GasX]

Who is this George Carlin guy?

 

[NFS4]

<< Who is this George Carlin guy? >>


:Q:Q:Q:Q

You my friend should be stoned!!!

 

[GasX]

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<< Who is this George Carlin guy? >>


:Q:Q:Q:Q

You my friend should be stoned!!! >>

Ummmmm..... check my sig

 

[NFS4]

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<< Who is this George Carlin guy? >>


:Q:Q:Q:Q

You my friend should be stoned!!! >>

Ummmmm..... check my sig >>


Hehe, good stuff

 

[LAUST]

I go around the fat guy, step on the widows head, push those children out of the way, knock down the paralized midged!!! AND GET OUT OF THE PLANE WHERE I CAN HELP OTHERS!!

 

[GasX]

There used to be "Rock 'n' Roll"

Now there is "Rock"

What happened to the "Roll"?

 

[NFS4]

"Doesn't it strike you mildly ironic that the people that are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't want to f*&k in the first place!"
"I got into an argument with my Rice Crispies today. I distinctly heard snap, crackle, f*&k him!"
"I've never f*&ked a 10, but one night I f*&ked five 2's!"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I've got the following on mp3 (some parts, most full shows):

Seven Deadly Words
400,000 American Musical Favorites
A Place for my Stuff (side two)
Airport Security
And Then They **** Your Wives
@$$holes
Baseball and Football
Birth Control
Class Clown
Death Penalty
Ebonics Lessons
English Expressions
Farting in Public
**** the Children
HBO Comedy Hour: You're All Diseased
HBO Special PartII (don't know what to call this one)
Hitchhiking (short version)
How to Handle a Heckler
Jammin' in New York
Mental Hot Foots
More Stuff on Cars and Driving
My God's Dick is Huge!
President Clittin
**** Can be Funny
Rush Limbaugh
The 11 O'clock News

This guy is hilarious most of the time!

nik

 

[LAUST]

But when it comes to Bull$hit... bigtime major leage Bull$hit, you have to stand in Awe, of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims.. RELIGEON!

Unlike some other gods I can actually SEE the Sun... It gives me heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer but HEY!! Atleast there's no crucafictions and we're not setting people on fire simple because they don't agree with us

 

[BigJohnKC]

That's right I forgot about the 11 o'clock news - "A man at a Tool and Die company today was stuck by a tool and died..."

 

[GasX]

<< This guy is hilarious most of the time!

nik >>

I wholeheartedly agree, but his politics are quite scary. He never quite left the commune...

 

[Descartes]

<< This guy is hilarious most of the time! >>



That's certainly something I didn't think I'd hear (see) you say in reference to George Carlin.

 

[TuffGuy]

just foudn the full rip of jammin in new york.

 

[Nefrodite]

he rocks, listening to some of his older stuff is kinda weird. the evolution of carlin hehe

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

How can anything so naughty seem so good . . .

 

[HOWITIS]

i like the one where he says he worships the sun.

reasons? it gives you life, and you can actually see it.



what about his bit on the pusification of america?