Gotta love Cornell University

[Bound_Vortex]

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[Tominator]

Every time you hear there is a need for more money for education......:disgust:

 

[raptor13]

Well, they said they'd be selling the vibrators, not just giving them away. So I hope they'd at least break even on the sale.




That in mind, the more horny women out there, the better!

 

[Tominator]

Originally posted by: raptor13
Well, they said they'd be selling the vibrators, not just giving them away. So I hope they'd at least break even on the sale.




That in mind, the more horny women out there, the better!

Yes, but if they are satisfied.....who needs you?

 

[zippy]

I just applied Early Decision there.

 

[tk149]

Shameless Self Plug <--- Raptor13's sig


Interesting choice of sig given the topic.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BTW, if they sell vibrators for women, they should also sell blow-up dolls for men. It's only fair. Or at least the Luv-Ewe (inflatable sheep).

 

[Zenmervolt]

From the article:

"I think one of the most important things is for women to be able to get themselves off. It's better than going to the sketchy shop downtown where they have to check the batteries for you," Sara Jacobs '05 said.

And here I always thought that the most important things were knowledge, wisdom, honesty and courage (among other things). Silly me, seems that what's really important is hedonism.

ZV

 

[Dudd]

Gotta love this quote.

As with anything else they sell, the dispensary will give out educational materials explaining how to properly clean a vibrator that two women are going to share and what exactly vibrators can be used for.

Man, I'm dying here. Can we get free Playboys with that too? Men need to get off too.

 

[notfred]

go downtown to the sort of scary and not very woman-affirming place sex-shop downtown

WTF does that say?

 

[amdskip]

 

[HappyPuppy]

"I'm sure there are people who are dying to find vibrators and they don't know where to go, so Gannett, go ahead," Keith Hermanstyne '04 said.

Being the old fart that I am and not having attended college for several decades, would you guys/gals who are enrolled right now please enlighten me on this? Are there that many women, and possibly some men, who are dying to find vibrators? If there are, are they too stupid to know how to get one, or how to use it?

I admit to being a bit confused. I would think that any woman who needs a vibrator to get off would have brought one with her to college.

If I wasn't married, I think I would consider going back to college to help out some of those horny ladies.

 

[ElFenix]

hmmm... doesn't seem to be too hard to figure out where to go... you can buy the things at fry's!

 

[frizzlefry]

when i read that part about women sharing, i was like :Q they want them to try some girl on girl action! right on! then i realized, it was if the girls were too cheap to buy one on their own

 

[GoingUp]

repost again....

 

[frizzlefry]

hey tarded repost police... no it's not.

 

[0roo0roo]

thats abstanence training for u

 

[alm99]

Originally posted by: notfred

go downtown to the sort of scary and not very woman-affirming place sex-shop downtown

WTF does that say?

Have you ever been to Cornell(Ithaca, NY)? I am from the area and there isn't another place like in NY. Its a cross between hippies and just weird. There are a couple of professors that were supposedly "too smart" and went crazy and now just spend their days/nights shooting darts at a bar by themselves. Its an interesting place, very hilly, gorges everywhere.