Gotta love a cat fight. Tina Fey on Paris Hilton: "She's a piece of sh**."

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NFS4

NFS4

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Hahahahaha. Gotta love the Fey :D
Tina Fey was on the Howard Stern show yesterday and said that Paris Hilton was a piece of ****** and looked like a transvestite up close. She also revealed that Paris asked the SNL writers to make a skit where she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her ... she's fat." I recommend you read the entire thing because it's pure gold:
Howard Stern: What is Paris Hilton like?

Tina Fey: She's a piece of ******. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

Howard Stern: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

Tina Fey: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

Howard Stern: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

Tina Fey: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

Howard Stern: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

Tina Fey: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.
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I don't know what it means to be a hero. If it's saving children's lives and pulling dogs out of burning buildings then yeah, I guess I am a hero. But if it means calling Paris Hilton a tranvestite on national radio then by golly Tina Fey is a hero. Some might even say the greatest hero ever to have lived.
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http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/tina_fey_speaks_the_truth.html
 
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NFS4

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Tina Fey: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.
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BUAHAHALOLOLOL
 
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clamum

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Awesome. :D

Wow, I went to that site and there's actually some pictures of Paris that don't show her with that pose/smile she does all the ****** time. She looks so goddamn stupid when she does that that it's hilarous. She just looks like she as an IQ of 4 when she does it.
 
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tfinch2

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Although funny, Fey doesn't have room to talk. She single handedly lead to the fvcking downfall of SNL.
 
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brxndxn

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Both suck..

I hope they destroy each other.

Though, Paris Hilton sucks on a magnitude so exponentially higher than Tina Fey that Tina Fey should be ashamed for even climbing in the arena. She'll just get sucked in to Paris Hilton's ginormous amount of suck.

Paris Hilton is actually incredibly fat.. It's just that she sucks so much that it compresses her thin.

 
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Riverhound777

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
Both suck..

I hope they destroy each other.

Though, Paris Hilton sucks on a magnitude so exponentially higher than Tina Fey that Tina Fey should be ashamed for even climbing in the arena. She'll just get sucked in to Paris Hilton's ginormous amount of suck.

Paris Hilton is actually incredibly fat.. It's just that she sucks so much that it compresses her thin.
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Well said... *golf clap*
 
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randay

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: randay
tina fey is fvckin hawt.
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I dig the scar and her new-found fondess for showing more of her bewbies
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she was on john stewart the other day and god damn, she had a nice dress and she looked bangin.
 
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getbush

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Horatio Sans and his improv group performed at my school a few weeks ago. The suggestion from the crowd was "Paris Hilton" they all talked about how much of a stupid b1tch she was the whole time she was there.
 
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SophalotJack

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i like tina fey
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I'd bone her in a hearbeat.... so I guess I like her more.

I love what she brings to the entertainment industry. She has the looks but never exploits because she actually has talent.

If I had to choose between her and Jessica Alba, I would be on tilt.

...

Mostly because I want to do a money shot on Tina's glasses.
 
Platypus

Platypus

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Although funny, Fey doesn't have room to talk. She single handedly lead to the fvcking downfall of SNL.
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The show was a corpse before she deficated all over it with her 'humor' but I do agree that she was the proverbial nail in the coffin for a lot of viewers.
 
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JS80

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I would fvck Paris Hilton over Tina Fey any day. Hell, I'd rather listen to Paris's superficial bullshvt than listen to Fey's "comedy" (or any of SNL for that matter).
 
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Azndude51

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I don't really like SNL, but I love Tina Fey. This interview just makes me like her more.
 
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GZeus

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Always liked TF - now I think I'm in love.
Although, her bashing Paris is a little like Sammy Sosa hitting a volleyball out of the park. Not exactly a challenge but fun to watch.

My favorite Paris bashing still belongs to South Park!
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: GZeus
Always liked TF - now I think I'm in love.
Although, her bashing Paris is a little like Sammy Sosa hitting a volleyball out of the park. Not exactly a challenge but fun to watch.

My favorite Paris bashing still belongs to South Park!
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Hitting a volleyball that far would be impossible. I don't think it could be done.
 
NFS4

NFS4

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: GZeus
Always liked TF - now I think I'm in love.
Although, her bashing Paris is a little like Sammy Sosa hitting a volleyball out of the park. Not exactly a challenge but fun to watch.

My favorite Paris bashing still belongs to South Park!
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Hitting a volleyball that far would be impossible. I don't think it could be done.
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I bet you could do it with a corked bat...
 
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