gotta give a speech

[Mallarddrake44]

gotta write a speech in nursing school over "interestint germ facts" like how if peoples crazy methods actually work like putting toilet paper on the seat and so on...any suggestions to websites or jus random knowledge? i dont wanna bore my class with my ill intelligence..

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Fact 1- The desk you are sitting at right now has more germs than the average toilet seat.

 

[Alphathree33]

You're training to be a nurse and you don't know any of this?

For starters you could try avoiding "gotta", "like how if peoples", wanna", and "ill intelligence."

 

[ChaoZ]

Soap works just as well as those hand sanitizers...I think.

 

[ppdes]

I vaguely remember reading something about a study where they used some sort of UV dye or something to represent contamination. They then compared how well clean freaks and normal people did at preventing the spread of contamination in their kitchens (such as from raw poultry). It turns out that the clean freaks did much worse because they wiped lots of things down without really cleaning them and whatnot and thus spread the contamination all over.

You should put some UV dye on your hands and do stuff that spreads it around like pass out handouts, at the end you could bring out a UV light and show how you covered half the room, heh.

 

[Mallarddrake44]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
You're training to be a nurse and you don't know any of this?

For starters you could try avoiding "gotta", "like how if peoples", wanna", and "ill intelligence."

is it normal to be "all knowing" in a field your studying? i was unaware!! thanks for your input though...dick