Gotta be a joke about 'get to the chopper' in there somewhere

[pmv]

Was seriously disappointed to find, on reading the story, that they weren't actually airborne at the time

Soldiers caught having sex in Apache gunship

Two soldiers were caught having sex in the cockpit of an Apache gunship.

uk.yahoo.com

A ground crew is understood to have approached the aircraft to fit rain covers after a night-time service, but reportedly heard unusual noises and saw that the rotors were swaying up and down.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hope they pulled the fuse for the black box before performing that unusual preflight check list.

 

[IronWing]

They were warned that tail is off limits.