Originally posted by: Armitage
Ok, just got off the phone with the x
me: Why is the honda still in my name?
x: I don't know??
me: Did you ever go to the DMV and transfer the title?
x: I didn't know I had to.
(when I signed the car over to her, she asked what she had to do, and I told her.)
me: you have two tickets here for blowing off the tolls on E-470
x: what??
me: I have tickets for "Toll Evasion", issued in my name, with pictures of the honda.
x: what does that mean?
me: It means you didn't pay the tolls on E-470
x: I thought you only had to pay the first one!
Just wow

I swear, she's not even blonde. I explained the whole DMV procedure for her using very small words.