Brutuskend
Lifer
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk
up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and put them in boxes of the
right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," the dentist thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
She said, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk
up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and put them in boxes of the
right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," the dentist thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
She said, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
