Got to see the new TSA pat down in person

[Exterous]

So because the TSA sucks at their job they decided they had to conduct 'more invasive' pat downs when 'necessary'. Well I finally got to see one happen.

The male passenger stood off to the side while the TSA employe ran the back of his hand over the guys dick 3 times at slightly different heights. He then ran his hands up the inside of his thigh to well under the guys nutsack.

It is truly a great time to be an American...

 

[IronWing]

Usually, you have to pay extra for that.

The proper response from the passenger is, "oh god, oh baby, higher, yea, there, umph."

 

[brianmanahan]

i feel safer already!

 

[madoka]

Well how else can you stop these obvious terrorists except by feeling around their junk?

 

[brianmanahan]

i expect everyone i see to be a terrorist now.

trust nobody, it's the only way to be safe.

 

[lxskllr]

trust nobody, it's the only way to be safe.

Words to live by

 

[Red Squirrel]

I hate this whole concept that everyone is guilty before innocent. That's basically how law enforcement works now days.

 

[bigboxes]

While heading back to DFW, my wife got the "special" while me and my Navy ballcap just cruised on by.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

So because the TSA sucks at their job they decided they had to conduct 'more invasive' pat downs when 'necessary'. Well I finally got to see one happen.

The male passenger stood off to the side while the TSA employe ran the back of his hand over the guys dick 3 times at slightly different heights. He then ran his hands up the inside of his thigh to well under the guys nutsack.

It is truly a great time to be an American...

I would have to reply at the end "Oh comeon man, are you really just gonna tease me or will you at least finish me?"

 

[ch33zw1z]

Cash only? Or they take credit?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Next time after they are done slip a dollar in their pants and give them a thanks

 

[mikeymikec]

The male passenger stood off to the side while the TSA employe ran the back of his hand over the guys dick 3 times at slightly different heights.

"Ooh, circumcised!"

 

[highland145]

TSA employe ran the back of his hand over the guys dick 3 times at slightly different heights.

Yep, that's the explosives, baby.

WTH am I getting on a plane next month? If I play it right, my wife won't ask me to fly with her ever again.

 

[ch33zw1z]

You should drop a tube of ky out of the bottom of your pants, less than 3 ounces or your a terrorist of course.

 

[highland145]

So will they lock you up if you start humping their hand?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Let us know

 

[highland145]

Aug 16th...if I disappear.

 

[Bardock]

Tsa is completely reactionary. Shoe bomber bombs with shoes, no more shoes. The next guy isn't going to use shoes, this strategy doesn't work.

And I get a good chubster going in the line and lean into the pat down saying ooooooh. It's hell traveling these days and they don't catch any terrorists just harass every day people and the terrorists are working at the airport for years.

 

[K1052]

This isn't necessarily a negative if I can select my screener.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Aug 16th...if I disappear.

Can I have your stuff when you end up in FPMITAP

 

[highland145]

Can I have your stuff when you end up in FPMITAP

Absolutely if you promise to put $$ in my canteen fund for the necessities...prep H and all.

 

[IronWing]

Highland goes to prison?

 

[highland145]

Highland goes to prison?

Oh, hell no. I'm selling my outstanding loans to a less "reputable" competitor. My baby needs new shoes. He grew 2.5" in the last 3.5 months, he needs new pants too.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Absolutely if you promise to put $$ in my canteen fund for the necessities...prep H and all.

Deal

 

[Thebobo]

Reminds me of this scene from Spinal Tap.