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Lifer
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A pair of flip flops and a ̶d̶i̶l̶d̶o̶ cucumber.
That way if she don't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself.
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A pair of flip flops and a ̶d̶i̶l̶d̶o̶ cucumber.
That way if she don't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself.
Chainsaw. Nothing says fun like a chainsaw, and I bet she doesn't have one.
I don't normally go to movies, but this one's been playing in my neighborhood for 6 months straight!!! I think I'm going to go see what the buzz is all about.Theater tickets
Oh, you're still closed? But the good thing about tickets is that you can buy them for a date where the theater or music venue is open.I don't normally go to movies, but this one's been playing in my neighborhood for 6 months straight!!! I think I'm going to go see what the buzz is all about.
I think the name on the marquee is "Closed Due to Covid".
See if it's playing in your town.
Nah. I was just recycling an old Johnny Carson joke.Oh, you're still closed? But the good thing about tickets is that you can buy them for a date where the theater or music venue is open.
She likely already owns two of everything they sell.Nothing says I love you like the merchandise from the Satanic Temple.
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The Satanic Temple - Official Website
The Satanic Temple encourages benevolence and empathy, rejects tyrannical authority, advocates practical common sense, opposes injustice, and undertakes noble pursuits. The Satanic Temple uses Satan as a symbol of the eternal rebel fighting arbitrary authority and oppressive social norms.thesatanictemple.com
Get her a nice Japanese gyutoand a bunch of recipes to cookforyou with.it.
