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Got the biggest scare of my life just now

venk

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I was seeing a girl around the start of the year. We split and she found someone new in april. today she text msgs me saying that "she is going to be a momma in a couple of months". :Q :Q :Q




Turns out that meant she and her new beau are going to try over the next couple of months. PHEW!
 
Originally posted by: venk
I was seeing a girl around the start of the year. We split and she found someone new in april. today she PMs may saying that "she is going to be a momma in a couple of months". :Q :Q :Q




Turns out that meant she and her new beau are going to try over the next couple of months. PHEW!

so is she pregnant or not? if not then she is going to try to get pregnant with her boyfriend?
 
Why does she want to get pregnant by someone she just met a few months ago?
Do they plan on marrying, is she older and just wants a child?
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Why does she want to get pregnant by someone she just met a few months ago?
Do they plan on marrying, is she older and just wants a child?


don't know
don't care

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: venk
I was seeing a girl around the start of the year. We split and she found someone new in april. today she PMs may saying that "she is going to be a momma in a couple of months". :Q :Q :Q




Turns out that meant she and her new beau are going to try over the next couple of months. PHEW!

so is she pregnant or not? if not then she is going to try to get pregnant with her boyfriend?

she isn't, she's trying right now
 
Originally posted by: venk
I was seeing a girl around the start of the year. We split and she found someone new in april. today she text msgs me saying that "she is going to be a momma in a couple of months". :Q :Q :Q

Sounds very familiar. Except my friend called to tell me. Then the (BASTARD) waited a good 5 minutes before pointing out it was the new boyfriends kid. Still want to kill him for that 😉

Amazing how good you can be at doing calendar math in your head when put on the spot!
 
Originally posted by: venk
I was seeing a girl around the start of the year. We split and she found someone new in april. today she text msgs me saying that "she is going to be a momma in a couple of months". :Q :Q :Q




Turns out that meant she and her new beau are going to try over the next couple of months. PHEW!

Yeah I got with this girl one time... and A few months later my mom is like I'm going to her shower, and I'm like wtf! Scared me to death... turns out it was a bridal shower.
 
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