Got stung by a bee yesterday...

[mztykal]

...was driving around with a friend running errands, when all of a sudden I feel a sharp sting in my arm. I look down and see a little stinger stuck in my lower forearm. I pull it out, look at it and look down, I see a bee sitting on my shirt! The little "bite" begins to itch. I park my car, fly the bee off my shirt and proceed to stomp the shiet out of him. Satisfied, we go into the sticker place and make the stickers. The once little "bite" is now a big red blob. Finished getting the stickers done and go eat lunch, after lunch I looked at the "bite" and it's fading away.

How much longer is it gonna be red/hurt for? This sucks!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: mztykal


How much longer is it gonna be red/hurt for?

About three or four years. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

 

[bozo1]

You're supposed to eat the bee after you stomp on him. It neutralizes the poison.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mztykal


How much longer is it gonna be red/hurt for?

About three or four years. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

i dunno, i heard it stays with you forever... even after you die and go to heaven, you'll still have it

 

[mztykal]

Woohoo! I hope a bee stings each of you.

Then you get to know the wonders of stomping on him after he stings you. It was fun, till the "bite" started hurting. BOOOO!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: mztykal
Woohoo! I hope a bee stings each of you.

It will clear up in a week, on average. Unless you're a picker/scratcher and you infect it. Go buy some Cortizone.

 

[squirrel dog]

I like the part about you are supposed to eat the bee to nutralize the poison.I stumbled into some ground hornets.By the time I made good my escape I had been stung about 50 times.I had no choice but to exact a firey demise on the hornet world.

 

[bozo1]

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
I like the part about you are supposed to eat the bee to nutralize the poison.I stumbled into some ground hornets.By the time I made good my escape I had been stung about 50 times.I had no choice but to exact a firey demise on the hornet world.

Good man. That's the only way to handle those bastards. KILL THEM ALL....well...not them all. We need bees for pollenation, but other than a few to do that...KILL THEM ALL!