got stung by a bee tonight...wtf

[Jeeebus]

Been like 20 years. beautiful being must have been on my keys. Finished playing tennis, picked up keys, yelp!

Was nice knowing you ATOT. I'm either dead or turning into a really shitty Marvel hero.

 

[IronWing]

Quit picking on bees.

 

[BudAshes]

If I've learned anything from my time at atot, it's that you now have Bee Aids and you are going to die.

 

[SagaLore]

Time to change your name to Beeebus.

 

[Jeeebus]

Quit picking on bees.

The only solace I took was watching him writhe around on the floor as he died. Stupid defense mechanism is stupid.

 

[RaistlinZ]

The only solace I took was watching him writhe around on the floor as he died. Stupid defense mechanism is stupid.

Only way for honeybee to defend itself is to commit suicide. Wasn't very well thought out. God must have been too busy fapping that day.

 

[satyajitmenon]

No MS Paint picture of incident?

 

[Naer]

Time to go super saiyin

 

[Fritzo]

My favorite bee reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHKCrV6t0k

 

[DrPizza]

Most likely, it wasn't a bee. The poor maligned bee - getting all the bad press for wasps and hornets.

 

[Markbnj]

Most likely, it wasn't a bee. The poor maligned bee - getting all the bad press for wasps and hornets.

Agreed, and all that bad press really should be pointed at ticks and chiggers anyway.

 

[Exterous]

I'm either dead or turning into a really shitty Marvel hero.

I hope you never have to use your superpower. You get to use it once and then you die.

 

[T9D]

The bee saw you playing tennis and assumed you must be a girl and have flowers around some place.

 

[BudAshes]

Most likely, it wasn't a bee. The poor maligned bee - getting all the bad press for wasps and hornets.

Killer Bee's are pretty much assholes. I've had them just come up and sting my ass for no reason.

 

[angminas]

as long as you're maimed for life you might as well make yourself useful

 

[Jeeebus]

Most likely, it wasn't a bee. The poor maligned bee - getting all the bad press for wasps and hornets.

Bzzzz buzz bzzzz buzz bus bzzz bzzzzzzz. Sorry, let me translate that to human speak. Did you miss the part where I stood over the culprit as he lay dieing? It was a bee - honey bee I guess. Definitely not a wasp or hornet.

 

[Sluggo]

Bees are already dying off, thanks for accelerating the decline of the planet.

Jerk!

 

[Artorias]

Have you never held a flower and just watched a Bee delicately work on it? Did you not experience this in your childhood.

Stop hating on the Honey Bee man.

 

[Cappuccino]

Awww

 

[zerocool84]

I've never been stung by a bee. Lucky me I guess because if they come near me, I don't start freaking out like a girl.