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Got stabbed today

Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
By a needle. I donated blood. Been a while since I went. Was in the basement of a local catholic church, I have to say it's the first time I see a crucifix and a disco ball in the same room. :biggrin:
 
Red Squirrel said:
By a needle. I donated blood. Been a while since I went. Was in the basement of a local catholic church, I have to say it's the first time I see a crucifix and a disco ball in the same room. :biggrin:
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What never seen a Madonna show? 😉
 
I got a needle earlier this week from a nurse. She gave me a tdap booster vaccine. No side affects so far.
 
Jeeebus said:
coincidentally, your wife was also stabbed today.

By my penis.
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I don't think she was even aware or felt anything. It's like a snake crawling into a big big big cave. j/k. :biggrin::hmm:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bYr_PoVpcY
OP, donated blood to this guy perhaps? :biggrin:
 
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Seriously, I don't know who Jeeebus confused Red Squirrel with, but that was a pretty big blunder. Unless he's craftily evading alkemyst's trademark over your mom like the attorney he is.
 
Red Squirrel said:
By a needle. I donated blood. Been a while since I went. Was in the basement of a local catholic church, I have to say it's the first time I see a crucifix and a disco ball in the same room. :biggrin:
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NesuD said:
What never seen a Madonna show? 😉
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What I've found more interesting in the past year, is an MMA octagon overlooked by a giant crucifix at this church hall nearby.

Fights have been scheduled pretty regularly at this hall, and it makes me smirk every single damn time when I look up and see that big ol' cross (a mini Jesus might be hanging off said crucifix... I can't remember)
 
The part that actually hurts the most is when they test the blood for iron, there is this tool that basically takes a chunk of skin from the finger then a bit of blood squirts out and they test it. Nothing excruciating, but definitely can feel it. The actual needle hurts less.
 
Red Squirrel said:
The part that actually hurts the most is when they test the blood for iron, there is this tool that basically takes a chunk of skin from the finger then a bit of blood squirts out and they test it. Nothing excruciating, but definitely can feel it. The actual needle hurts less.
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Because the idiot tech needs to stick the side of your finger, not the pad.


jeeebus bashing thread. Would read again.😛
 
It is capable of things no penis is capable of, such as sneaking right between skin cells without the victim suspecting a thing. :biggrin:
 
Narse said:
Can one be stabbed by a needle? A poke or prod sure, but stab?
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I guess you'd have to say that it depends on the "needle" in question.

A vaccine-style, fingernail-length needle section? Nah.

A lumbar puncture or similar "needle"? Fuck yeah that's stabby stab territory. D:
 
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