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mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: bignateyk
lol. I remember seeing one a while back that was something like:

"My husband wouldn't give me oral, so I masturbated with carrots and cut them up in his salad"

First of all, I don't see what's wrong with this.
Second of all, where can I buy carrots like these?
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: bignateyk
lol. I remember seeing one a while back that was something like:

"My husband wouldn't give me oral, so I masturbated with carrots and cut them up in his salad"

:laugh: :thumbsup:

Seriously though, what kind of a man won't give his wife oral? Well, besides a gay man. :confused:
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: bignateyk
lol. I remember seeing one a while back that was something like:

"My husband wouldn't give me oral, so I masturbated with carrots and cut them up in his salad"

:laugh: :thumbsup:

Seriously though, what kind of a man won't give his wife oral? Well, besides a gay man. :confused:

man i hate picking hair out of my mouth. you do that for hours after..

also once you see your child come out its a diffrent ballgame.
 

Exterous

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Jun 20, 2006
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: bignateyk
lol. I remember seeing one a while back that was something like:

"My husband wouldn't give me oral, so I masturbated with carrots and cut them up in his salad"

:laugh: :thumbsup:

Seriously though, what kind of a man won't give his wife oral? Well, besides a gay man. :confused:

man i hate picking hair out of my mouth. you do that for hours after..

Ah, the joys of a razor or hair trimmer and soothing oils.

For a real confession - my wife has been gone for 4 weeks and is due back in 19 days. I kinda wish it was longer...
 

Looney

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I like to see how far web cam girls are willing to go. And more often than not, a lot farther than i thought (especially the ones you least expect).
 

jimmyjam

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Seriously though, what kind of a man won't give his wife oral?

Probably this guy:

Originally posted by: Exterous
my wife has been gone for 4 weeks and is due back in 19 days. I kinda wish it was longer...


 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: eakers
grouphug.us has had this for years

thats what i thought this was going to be

there are some funny reads there if you get bored or have a few minutes to spare while you wait for something.