Got shot down at Best Buy

[mmntech]

So I'm at Best Buy checking out the blu-ray videos and people watching. Then I see this guy walk in. I remember him from three years ago. Had a hot, twinkish body. He seemed to know a lot about technology. I chatted him up a bit back then. Asked about the new movies, what he thought of the HD stuff coming out. Wanted to know what he did for a living. He told me he worked for Apple designing iPods. Wow! Great conversation. I've never felt so connected to another guy before.

I'm a tall, handsome guy. I've spent these last three years working up the courage to ask him to the clubs. I can't keep my eyes of this masterpiece. Body like a Greek sculpture. Then he sees me looking at him and runs off. Tore out of the parking lot again. Shot down again! Happens every time. I think I must be giving off a false, creepy vibe. How can I fix this?


Didn't even register on the parody meter.

You fail


esquared
Anandtech Administrator

 

[Rage187]

Go for bears instead of the twinks?

 

[zerocool84]

Next time tell him you have candy in your van.

 

[slayer202]

took too long. otherwise it would have been funny

 

[Corporate Thug]

5/10

 

[Judgement]

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=fvw

 

[deadlyapp]

<-l&r

 

[nickbits]

wow, a parody i smirked at

 

[Paratus]

Awesome Allegory Amigo

 

[pontifex]

you guys just need to give up

 

[mmntech]

took too long. otherwise it would have been funny

It's my first time, be gentle. ^_^

 

[Krazy4Real]

....................

 

[Sluggo]

Next time tell him you have candy in your anus.

Corrected

 

[rasczak]

bad

 

[SKORPI0]

darn it's a parody..... :thumbsdown:

 

[saratoga172]

Are you gay?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Are you gay?

Nah, he's a straight guy who cruises for other straight guys to butt fuck.

 

[saratoga172]

Nah, he's a straight guy who cruises for other straight guys to butt fuck.

Rofl

 

[nageov3t]

I just had a really confusing moment and wondered if the gay forum I read switched to AT's theme

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

So I'm at Best Buy checking out the blu-ray videos and people watching. Then I see this guy walk in. I remember him from three years ago. Had a hot, twinkish body. He seemed to know a lot about technology. I chatted him up a bit back then. Asked about the new movies, what he thought of the HD stuff coming out. Wanted to know what he did for a living. He told me he worked for Apple designing iPods. Wow! Great conversation. I've never felt so connected to another guy before.

I'm a tall, handsome guy. I've spent these last three years working up the courage to ask him to the clubs. I can't keep my eyes of this masterpiece. Body like a Greek sculpture. Then he sees me looking at him and runs off. Tore out of the parking lot again. Shot down again! Happens every time. I think I must be giving off a false, creepy vibe. How can I fix this?

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