Got Samurai Skills? That Spot Is Yours

[pontifex]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. ? What started as your everyday parking lot melee turned into a serious swordfight, Wal-Mart style after a 46-year-old woman busted out the cutlery in response to a squabble over a parking space.

Cops say that Sharlott Till and her husband were hovering over a coveted spot in the busy lot when another car butted in front of them, NBC 4 in Jacksonville, Fla., reports.

As is par for the course in parking lot etiquette, Till and the other driver exchanged a few choice words.

But it seems the action didn't stop there. Till then allegedly produced a 27-inch sword hidden in her walking cane and began swinging it about.

According to police, Till later told them that she was trained in the use of a sword, and only wanted to give the other driver a little scare.

No one was hurt in the incident, and Till's been accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[DaShen]

hahahahahaha... she should have sliced the guy in two. Taking someone spot is just an asshat thing to do.

 

[Injury]

I guess Sharlott Till doesn't know that dibs only count if you PM AND bump the thread.

 

[Whitecloak]

it would have been fun if the other driver had taken out a gun and shot her ala raiders of the lost ark.

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: DaShen
hahahahahaha... she should have sliced the guy in two. Taking someone spot is just an asshat thing to do.

No the asshat thing to do was whipping out a sword, over a parking spot.

It's too bad the person she pulled it on was not carrying a firearm, they should have wasted her.

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
it would have been fun if the other driver had taken out a gun and shot her ala raiders of the lost ark.

LOL...now THAT would have been funny.

 

[DaShen]

I am not serious in my original comment, but I do think some people don't deserve to be in civilized society. People who take parking spots are the same ones who think the world owes them something and are A$$hats that need to be punished.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
it would have been fun if the other driver had taken out a gun and shot her ala raiders of the lost ark.

:laugh:
No kidding.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Wheezer

Originally posted by: DaShen
hahahahahaha... she should have sliced the guy in two. Taking someone spot is just an asshat thing to do.

No the asshat thing to do was whipping out a sword, over a parking spot.

It's too bad the person she pulled it on was not carrying a firearm, they should have wasted her.

I'm of the persuasion that they are both retarded and there's a good reason they are shopping at Walmart.

 

[cjchaps]

Shouldn't the lady with a cane be able to park in the handicapped spot?

 

[Crescent13]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! AWESOME!!!! I gotta remember to bring a sword with me next time i go to walmart :laugh:

 

[skace]

Dude, a 46 (oops) year old woman who is a trained swordsman and has a hidden sword in her walking cane? Authors can't even come up with material that good. Throw the Mortal Kombat theme song on and start recording, let's see how this plays out.

 

[Anghang]

Originally posted by: skace
Dude, a 46 (oops) year old woman who is a trained swordsman and has a hidden sword in her walking cane? Authors can't even come up with material that good. Throw the Mortal Kombat theme song on and start recording, let's see how this plays out.

HAHAHAH....

FINISH HIM!
FATALITY!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!