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got pulled over and had to do the rain dance

OS

OS

Lifer

I was at a karaoke bar with a bunch of friends and I had a couple of drinks, but I felt fine to drive home. On the drive back, I was cutting around this damn two car, two lane blockade, but then I saw in the distance a pair of headlights that seemed to be loosely following me. I pulled to the slow lane and chopped off some speed, but I got lit up anyways. The cop said I was doing 90.

The cop smelled alcohol and made me do the whole rain dance jig complete with chanting and breath analyzer. Apparently I passed. He said I was definitely getting a speeding ticket, but while I was waiting in my car for him to write me up, he just drove off.

So what gives? I guess this means nothing is gonna happen to me. I have to get tracy back for making me take that last hit right before I was gonna go home. I dunno why I listened to her, she was so messed up.
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Last time I went thru that I had to do the finger to nose with eyes closed thing, walk the line thing, count backwards thing, etc. Passed all of them except the damn heel-to-toe walk the line. How the hell can you do that coming home from the bar? He made me blow too, said I was legally drunk but just barely. Luckily the cop was an old classmate of my brother...so no ticket. He just followed me home.
 
I bet he got an officer down call or something way more important than writing a speeding ticket... you got lucky.
 
Originally posted by: Mallow
I bet he got an officer down call or something way more important than writing a speeding ticket... you got lucky.
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Yep. He'll be looking for you though, OS. I'd watch my back around that area. He's got all your information. You car type/color, your plate, your description, etc. If you so much as sneeze the wrong way and he sees it, you're getting written up for anything he can think of.
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BTW, why were you doing more than the speed limit in the rain? Obviously your sense of judgement was imparied. Thankfullly you didn't kill anyone.
 
I had to blow, too, last week when I got pulled over...

Man, it took like 3 Buds and some mints to get that taste out of my mouth...:disgust:
 
An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 (never heard of it) about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in.

The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, theres no way in hell I can pass that test."

 
why were you going 90? if you didn't know you were going 90 you shouldn't have been driving. tracy owes you a BJ
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 (never heard of it) about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in.

The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, theres no way in hell I can pass that test."
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Originally posted by: Gaard
Last time I went thru that I had to do the finger to nose with eyes closed thing, walk the line thing, count backwards thing, etc. Passed all of them except the damn heel-to-toe walk the line. How the hell can you do that coming home from the bar? He made me blow too, said I was legally drunk but just barely. Luckily the cop was an old classmate of my brother...so no ticket. He just followed me home.
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It's called NOT DRINKING AND DRIVING, dumbass.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 (never heard of it) about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, theres no way in hell I can pass that test."
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ROFL! That was funny Nice one Brutus.
 
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