Ah, it's been many years. My fault, tho'.
So here's the chronological order:
I never tried Xfinity before, but tonight I wanted to see what shows they provided (auditioning for my HTPC). So I tried the 60 Minutes episode with Pres. Obama, and it wouldn't play..."maybe network issues, try again later" was the feedback.
Thinking it was advertisements being blocked by my HOSTS file, which in turn sometimes prevents content, I cleared my HOSTS file and tried again...nope, still no joy. Tried The Daily Show, and that worked fine. Hmmm.
Anyway, got distracted, forgot about the HOSTS file.
Distraction: watched My Name Is Bruce on the HTPC. Decided to look up the name of the "love interest" on my main machine...other than the title of the movie, no info on her, not even a picture at IMDB. OK, so her name is Janelle...hey, same first name as my best friend's older sister waaaay back when I was 11 years old. So I look up his name...bupkis. OK, look up a girl we both hung out with, and I see a potential facebook link that might be her. Click the link, and...
Personal Antivirus Software appears and is scanning my machine. The UI looks really slick and pro. AntiVir is just idle, but I've got a new systray icon sitting there with a balloon saying I've been infected. Interesting, I say to myself, who the frak are you, little icon? Can't kill the damn thing, it keeps relaunching to scan my system.
So I hard reset. Oops, feedback alarms everywhere, I'm infected! (scan, scan, scan). Frak. Try launching my browser...nope, browser proxy is preventing connection. Oh, double-frak me upside down.
Another hard reset (F8, F8, F8...Safe!). Launch msconfig, and find that osuwejfxsik.exe is set to load at startup (yes, I googled it. Yes, I know it doesn't exist). Uncheck, delete from from the TEMP folder where it was launching from (my mom certainly never would have figured this out) and I STILL can't get today's AntiVir updates or access the web.
RansomWare. Frak.
Don't have the latest definitions of SUPERAntiSpyware, so maybe that's why the scan came back empty. So I'm running a deep scan with AntiVir with yesterday's signatures, but it's gonna take almost an hour. Going to bed. If AntiVir can't do it, it's image drop time...not gonna waste more than 10 more minutes cleaning this fraker up.
Lesson learned: restore HOSTS file. Then surf facebook.
I hate that site.
So here's the chronological order:
I never tried Xfinity before, but tonight I wanted to see what shows they provided (auditioning for my HTPC). So I tried the 60 Minutes episode with Pres. Obama, and it wouldn't play..."maybe network issues, try again later" was the feedback.
Thinking it was advertisements being blocked by my HOSTS file, which in turn sometimes prevents content, I cleared my HOSTS file and tried again...nope, still no joy. Tried The Daily Show, and that worked fine. Hmmm.
Anyway, got distracted, forgot about the HOSTS file.
Distraction: watched My Name Is Bruce on the HTPC. Decided to look up the name of the "love interest" on my main machine...other than the title of the movie, no info on her, not even a picture at IMDB. OK, so her name is Janelle...hey, same first name as my best friend's older sister waaaay back when I was 11 years old. So I look up his name...bupkis. OK, look up a girl we both hung out with, and I see a potential facebook link that might be her. Click the link, and...
Personal Antivirus Software appears and is scanning my machine. The UI looks really slick and pro. AntiVir is just idle, but I've got a new systray icon sitting there with a balloon saying I've been infected. Interesting, I say to myself, who the frak are you, little icon? Can't kill the damn thing, it keeps relaunching to scan my system.
So I hard reset. Oops, feedback alarms everywhere, I'm infected! (scan, scan, scan). Frak. Try launching my browser...nope, browser proxy is preventing connection. Oh, double-frak me upside down.
Another hard reset (F8, F8, F8...Safe!). Launch msconfig, and find that osuwejfxsik.exe is set to load at startup (yes, I googled it. Yes, I know it doesn't exist). Uncheck, delete from from the TEMP folder where it was launching from (my mom certainly never would have figured this out) and I STILL can't get today's AntiVir updates or access the web.
RansomWare. Frak.
Don't have the latest definitions of SUPERAntiSpyware, so maybe that's why the scan came back empty. So I'm running a deep scan with AntiVir with yesterday's signatures, but it's gonna take almost an hour. Going to bed. If AntiVir can't do it, it's image drop time...not gonna waste more than 10 more minutes cleaning this fraker up.
Lesson learned: restore HOSTS file. Then surf facebook.
I hate that site.