Got my roommate really drunk now...guess he's never been drunk before

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
That poor guy is going to wake up with a swollen ass

Nah, as much of a bastard as he is, I bet UNCjigga will be gentlemanly enough to use lube in this particular case.

Shaving gel counts as 'lube'...right?

 

[Mardeth]

Ive only puked once because of drinking. Its on a school trip in Poland. There was this 24/7 liquor store outside our hotel. Being the good students that we were had to check it out. There were 2 guards with, I think, MP5s outside. Anyway I ended drinking a lot of Bols vodka. The following morning I woke up in some girls room, surrounded by 4 girls sleeping in their bed. I had no idea how I came there and was still drunk. I stumbled out of their room and noticed that I had lost my card which opens the door to my room. Luckily a friend of mine had found it and gave it to me. Later I heard that I had been crawling in the hallway scratching doors trying to get in (I guess because I lost the card) and the girls had let me in, obviously they had taken pictures and were making fun of me . Ohh yea, I puked during the 500 mile bus trip...

Kind of OT, but I thought it was funny. Btw, I wasnt the only one drunk...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Let me just say the last week's been great. Roommate doesn't smell anymore (he's using Tide for laundry now and showering every day since classes started) and let's just say the toilet paper ran out sooner than expected (I mean, what could he do in public restrooms? Had to use the TP sooner or later.)

But today I feel really bad. I took my roommate out to one of our school's Happy Hours (our first one since classes started on Monday.) Just so you know, we are able to use student activity funds to pay bar tabs at happy hours. So all the drinks are free. So, I shouldn't feel bad if my roommate drank more than he should have, right? It's his fault, right? Wrong!

You see, today me and my other classmates (other ABCDs along with my 'dhoria' friends for those who called me a coconut) decided today would be my roommate's initiation.

Our goal was to get him drunk.

We waited until after he'd had a few free beers before taking advantage.

On his 3rd beer, we challenged him to chug it all. Of course, me and my friend Jason killed him (we downed our beers and he still had 1/3 left.) So we established a rule that he who loses has to buy tequila shots. He agreed, since he was already inebriated (sp).

Well, two rounds of tequila shots later, 4 beers, and a vodka tonic (I had to introduce him to my favorite drink) got him fvcked up. I'm just lucky he didn't puke in my car, though I deserved it.

I've been helping him out in the bathroom...this is his 3rd round of puking...

should've put a shot in his beer

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i never get hangovers or even sick after heavy drinking...if i did, i wouldnt ever do it...jsut doesnt seem worth it

 

[Leper Messiah]

Meh. The only time I puked from drinking was from 20 or so shots of 5 o clock. Chugged a half gallon and passed out maybe an hour later.

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Well, two rounds of tequila shots later, 4 beers, and a vodka tonic (I had to introduce him to my favorite drink) got him fvcked up. I'm just lucky he didn't puke in my car, though I deserved it.

Did you drive drunk then? If so, FU. :|

Edit: OK, saw you had 4 drinks ... still too much in 4 hours to drive. :|