- Dec 12, 2000
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Let me just say the last week's been great. Roommate doesn't smell anymore (he's using Tide for laundry now and showering every day since classes started) and let's just say the toilet paper ran out sooner than expected (I mean, what could he do in public restrooms? Had to use the TP sooner or later.)
But today I feel really bad. I took my roommate out to one of our school's Happy Hours (our first one since classes started on Monday.) Just so you know, we are able to use student activity funds to pay bar tabs at happy hours. So all the drinks are free. So, I shouldn't feel bad if my roommate drank more than he should have, right? It's his fault, right? Wrong!
You see, today me and my other classmates (other ABCDs along with my 'dhoria' friends for those who called me a coconut) decided today would be my roommate's initiation.
Our goal was to get him drunk.
We waited until after he'd had a few free beers before taking advantage.
On his 3rd beer, we challenged him to chug it all. Of course, me and my friend Jason killed him (we downed our beers and he still had 1/3 left.) So we established a rule that he who loses has to buy tequila shots. He agreed, since he was already inebriated (sp).
Well, two rounds of tequila shots later, 4 beers, and a vodka tonic (I had to introduce him to my favorite drink) got him fvcked up. I'm just lucky he didn't puke in my car, though I deserved it.
I've been helping him out in the bathroom...this is his 3rd round of puking...
But today I feel really bad. I took my roommate out to one of our school's Happy Hours (our first one since classes started on Monday.) Just so you know, we are able to use student activity funds to pay bar tabs at happy hours. So all the drinks are free. So, I shouldn't feel bad if my roommate drank more than he should have, right? It's his fault, right? Wrong!
You see, today me and my other classmates (other ABCDs along with my 'dhoria' friends for those who called me a coconut) decided today would be my roommate's initiation.
Our goal was to get him drunk.
We waited until after he'd had a few free beers before taking advantage.
On his 3rd beer, we challenged him to chug it all. Of course, me and my friend Jason killed him (we downed our beers and he still had 1/3 left.) So we established a rule that he who loses has to buy tequila shots. He agreed, since he was already inebriated (sp).
Well, two rounds of tequila shots later, 4 beers, and a vodka tonic (I had to introduce him to my favorite drink) got him fvcked up. I'm just lucky he didn't puke in my car, though I deserved it.
I've been helping him out in the bathroom...this is his 3rd round of puking...
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