Got into work this morning..

[Zysoclaplem]

It Reads:

To: Justin
From: Brenda

Let's Have Fun!

I'm feeling sexually harassed. Should I call HR?

 

[nycxandy]

Yes.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Yes.

Now if I can find out who Brenda is.

 

[SirStev0]

no... because sexual harassment means unwanted sexual advances. Tell her you aren't interested... if she keeps it up then it is harassment.

She has to be harassing you first. One little note is not harassing.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
no... because sexual harassment means unwanted sexual advances. Tell her you aren't interested... if she keeps it up then it is harassment.

She has to be harassing you first. One little note is not harassing.

lol
I wasn't serious. I don't even know who this person is.

 

[LordMaul]

It's female-to-male advances. Hence, impossible to claim harassment, despite your gheyness. Just the way the world works.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Pics?

 

[Geocentricity]

To: Brenda
From: Justin

Your husband asked me the exact same thing! How about 8:00PM at your place so we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
It Reads:

To: Justin
From: Brenda

Let's Have Fun!

Maybe she wants to play board games. Got a Monopoly board knocking about?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Geocentricity
To: Brenda
From: Justin

Your husband asked me the exact same thing! How about 8:00PM at your place so we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

OH YEAH!

 

[meltdown75]

Have a threesome with her.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
It Reads:

To: Justin
From: Brenda

Let's Have Fun!

Maybe she wants to play board games. Got a Monopoly board knocking about?

That would require monopoly to be fun, which it is not. Unless you are winning, which I never do. Although I have gotten Board Walk and Park Place a few times.
No Cranium is much more fun.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
That would require monopoly to be fun, which it is not. Unless you are winning, which I never do. Although I have gotten Board Walk and Park Place a few times.
No Cranium is much more fun.

Whatever floats your boat, just make with teh games already! Brenda's waiting...

 

[irishScott]

You do know this might be a guy whose bullsh!ting you right? Hope not, but have to play devil's advocate here...

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: irishScott
You do know this might be a guy whose bullsh!ting you right? Hope not, but have to play devil's advocate here...

Yeah well it better not be a guy. We don't kindly to that in Texas.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: irishScott
You do know this might be a guy whose bullsh!ting you right? Hope not, but have to play devil's advocate here...

Yeah well it better not be a guy. We don't kindly to that in Texas.

Steers and queers, bud, steers and queers.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Is "Brenda" posting right now? Can we talk to "Brenda"?

 

[SViper]

Originally posted by: Geocentricity
To: Brenda
From: Justin

Your husband asked me the exact same thing! How about 8:00PM at your place so we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

haha. I lol'ed.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
It's female-to-male advances. Hence, impossible to claim harassment, despite your gheyness. Just the way the world works.

careful. using the word "ghey" is bannable.


Zysoclaplem, is this story made up or did you really receive the card?

 

[Chryso]

There is more fun than just sex. Or so I hear.

 

[MisterJackson]

Does she know she's wasting her time???

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Does she know she's wasting her time???

LOL, that'd be cute.

 

[AMCRambler]

Knock the bottom out!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

That's pretty...direct.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
Knock the bottom out of her boyfriend!