Got cancer? Natural miracle cure available!

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Yes, folks! In as little as 90 days of excrutiating self-treatment that will produce gaping holes in your flesh straight down to the bone, you, too, can be cured of cancer.

Your friends will wish they had cancer, so that they, too, can enjoy the benefits of treating the natural way! Impress them with a huge weeping hump on your back. Invite them over to peel gunk out of your gaping wound. Cavernous holes in your body are sure to be a real crowd pleaser!

You can even learn anatomy while curing your cancer from the comfort of your home. Here we see one patient with exposed tendons. Here is the same patient learning what exposed bone looks like. Our cure doesn't just save lives, its educational and fun(*), too!

(*) Our cure can be fun, if you have access to mass quantities of prescription pain killers such as hydrocodone or oxycodone for adequate pain relief. Tylenol or Advil just won't cut the mustard when you are curing cancer the natural way!

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Ok, enough of the sarcasm. Here is the story:

Feds probe anti-cancer paste scam

Former pastor investigated for paste sold as cancer cure

Dan Raber's Miracle Cure Website

The following TumorX testimonial says volumes about the type of person who falls for this stuff:
Dave from the USA wrote:

I have been cured 7 times with the blood root salve....
lol! Reminds me of a statement by Mark Twain (paraphrased):

"It is easy to quit smoking, I myself have quit more than one thousand times."

In all fairness, escharotics like bloodroot can effectively treat superficial primary skin cancers or pre-cancerous superficial skin lesions. But why on earth would someone want to put flesh-killing paste on their skin for days or weeks instead of having it frozen/burned/removed in one 15 ~ 30 minute office procedure?

Idiots!
 

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http://www.cancerx.org/leg_&_arms.htm
The caption under the 3rd pic:
The dead tumor mass is coming out of the skin. Look closely...the white dots in the photo are the tentacles that weave through one's skin around tendons, blood vessels, arteries, and bone.

Wow, 4 years of bio and a masters in physiology, and I still didn't know cancer had tentacles :Q
Learn something new every day i guess :eek:
 

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Wow, 4 years of bio and a masters in physiology, and I still didn't know cancer had tentacles
Learn something new every day i guess
lol! Read through his website. The guy misspells about half the medical terms he attempts to use. e.g. "juggler vein"
 

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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: Amplifier
Was this the natural cures guy who was a convicted felon but claims to cure cancer?

No

Oh so he's the other asshole selling fake cures and has a criminal record and no medical degree?
 

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: Amplifier
Was this the natural cures guy who was a convicted felon but claims to cure cancer?

No

Oh so he's the other asshole selling fake cures and has a criminal record and no medical degree?

i was gonna call him a dumba$$, but it seems he is smart enough to be making money off this sh!t
 

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Was this the natural cures guy who was a convicted felon but claims to cure cancer?
Sounds like you mean Kevin Trudeau, though he doesn't claim to cure cancer himself. No, this is a differrent guy.

Trudeau pushes alternative/natural remedies through his infomercials and books. Trudeau is actually banned for life from marketing or pitching any products after repeatedly violating FTC settlement provisions. The ban, however, doesn't apply to informational books or newsletters, so that's what Trudeau is pitching now.
 

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Check out the pic of the guy who had huge hole on his neck/face. I'm amazed that a person can survive with that amazingly huge hole on the neck/fack. What's more amazing is the power of self healing process of skin.

I don't know if that thing cures cancer of not, but I know for sure that it would cure pimples. Yay, now my pimples will be so gone.
 

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OMG a way to cure cancer without having to overdose a radiation and 6 digit treatments? What will the multi billion dollar
medical industry do?
 

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Originally posted by: Ready
OMG a way to cure cancer without having to overdose a radiation and 6 digit treatments? What will the multi billion dollar medical industry do?
I guess maybe follow the example of the multi-billion dollar alternative/natural treatment industry; start giving mail order degrees to practitioners through home study courses and offering remedies they aren't required to prove are effective (or even safe). lol!
 

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Originally posted by: tcsenter
Originally posted by: Ready
OMG a way to cure cancer without having to overdose a radiation and 6 digit treatments? What will the multi billion dollar medical industry do?
I guess maybe follow the example of the multi-billion dollar alternative/natural treatment industry; start giving mail order degrees to practitioners through home study courses and offering remedies they aren't required to prove are effective (or even safe). lol!

The natural healthcare providers I have met all have degrees that required extensive college work. In fact, most of them have more college time behind them than most MDs and Pharmacists I've met or know.
 

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The natural healthcare providers I have met all have degrees that required extensive college work. In fact, most of them have more college time behind them than most MDs and Pharmacists I've met or know.
Perhaps, if they graduated from one of only four naturopathic schools of medicine in the US (and one in Canada) recognized by the American Association of Naturopathic Physicians (AANP), not to be confused with the American Naturopathic Medical Association (ANMA). These five schools combined probably don't graduate as many students annually as one major allopathic school of medicine.

The AANP advocates high academic and clinical standards for naturopathic physicians and making licensure a requirement for practice. AANP has proposed that an undergraduate degree from an accredited college be a requisite for acceptance into an accredited school of naturopathic medicine, where the curriculum would be four years and share no less than 50% of the same curriculum that medical doctors receive at accredited medical schools. The AANP also embraces every aspect of allopathic medicine, including the prescribing of drugs, where no comparably effective naturopathic treatment is available (and in most cases, there is not).

Graduates from one of these schools are an interesting lot, because they are usually more critical of the alternative medicine and natural healing community than conventional medicine. They understand that naturopathic medicine has few tools to fight illness and disease compared to conventional medicine. Its more about prevention of illness than treatment.

In fact, the AANP is causing a big rift within the naturopathic community, because 95% of them would be forced to shut down if they were required to demonstrate some kind of minimally competent education and clinical training.